laudo9
Player Valuation: £15m
Ehhh???It's what scottish people are called 'scotch'.
Ehhh???It's what scottish people are called 'scotch'.
He's "delighted" with his form.
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Tells you everything that.
He sounds deluded, tbh. He thinks he's handed his international manager / club manager a decision to make to bring him to the world cup / play him as a starter for Everton.
Ffs, THAT is off the charts crazy. Two games: one against Japan where he stunk the place out and got mauled by Willie Miller; the other a forgettable half hour performance against a reserve Ivory Coast team.
He's the Ali Bongo of professional football.
Same reason he does everything else. To manufacture outrage in order to generate attention. It’s proper weird and worthy of psychological analysis in my opinion.Dave, why do you watch Scotland games? Always wondered why.
Because I used to live up there and Ilm half scotch.
From his own personal perspective, he'd be best off leaving on a free in 2027. From Everton's perspective, we need to find someone stupid enough to pay money for him this summer.
Did you watch both matches?Two underwhelming performances, he'll have done little to change Moyes' opinion of him in those games.
He's "delighted" with his form.
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Tells you everything that.
He sounds deluded, tbh. He thinks he's handed his international manager / club manager a decision to make to bring him to the world cup / play him as a starter for Everton.
Ffs, THAT is off the charts crazy. Two games: one against Japan where he stunk the place out and got mauled by Willie Miller; the other a forgettable half hour performance against a reserve Ivory Coast team.
He's the Ali Bongo of professional football.
I did. I thought he was wasteful in possession but did alright-ish defensively. Much like he's been for us when given opportunities this season.Did you watch both matches?
Thanks for the analysis. I suppose part of the wastefulness is being rusty from a match day perspective. I think it's fairly obvious he'll leave in the summer anyway as Moyes clearly isn't a fan so I hope he finds a club that will have faith in him as I think he has enough for a decent careerI did. I thought he was wasteful in possession but did alright-ish defensively. Much like he's been for us when given opportunities this season.
The problem is that not many managers, not just Moyes, have fancied himThanks for the analysis. I suppose part of the wastefulness is being rusty from a match day perspective. I think it's fairly obvious he'll leave in the summer anyway as Moyes clearly isn't a fan so I hope he finds a club that will have faith in him as I think he has enough for a decent career
Lampard did until Patterson got injured. I wouldn't worry about what Dyches judgement is on him. Moyes obviously likes a certain kind of full back as we know. I think a coach who plays a wing back system might be the sort of coach who'll like Patterson but probably at a championship level or abroad somewhereThe problem is that not many managers, not just Moyes, have fancied him
He's a defender who can't defend unfortunatelyLampard did until Patterson got injured. I wouldn't worry about what Dyches judgement is on him. Moyes obviously likes a certain kind of full back as we know. I think a coach who plays a wing back system might be the sort of coach who'll like Patterson but probably at a championship level or abroad somewhere
There's lots of full backs like that thoughHe's a defender who can't defend unfortunately
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