it would be pretty fitting in a grim kind of way if Nathan Patterson’s last contribution in an Everton shirt ended up being that image of him flailing around on the floor while City go and score. Hopelessly out of his depth in the Premier League.
That's two results that didn't go your way today dave?
You'll be saying Patto slipped on purpose next!![]()
Even some of the best footballers have been known to slip dave!No. I just call it right: he's not a footballer.
Even some of the best footballers have been known to slip dave!![]()
Think he's staying for another year dave?Get him back up there to your criminal organisation where he belongs.
Get him back up there to your criminal organisation where he belongs.
So glad you're not bias anymore Dave....
I was surprised at his physical condition tonight, looked really hefty around the back end and had a pair of man boobs - not body shaming or anything but he looked so far removed from what you expect an elite athlete to look like.Lard arse needs to get on a diet, then back up to the farmers league.
Never mind bias...he had one thing to do: stick with Doku for 5 minutes - and he fell on his arse.
Stop defending.
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