2025/26 Nathan Patterson

[Bishop Thumpety-Thump]

Dave by his own admission didn’t watch the match, yet tells someone who actually went the game he’s ridiculous for saying Patterson did ok.

Seriously doubting Dave’s sanity/cognitive ability at this point. Is it possible to organise a welfare check from a medical professional?

 

[davek]

Dave by his own admission didn’t watch the match, yet tells someone who actually went the game he’s ridiculous for saying Patterson did ok.

Seriously doubting Dave’s sanity/cognitive ability at this point. Is it possible to organise a welfare check from a medical professional?

When did I say I didn't see the match?

 

[laudo9]

He will do it wherever he ends up, but as they say, Karma is a B....

I do find it very strange that he claims to be a Hibs fan though, seeing Dave at the Edinburgh fringe festival would certainly be a sight..

He'd probably do a show lambasting the Scottish govt for not having proper flashing neon signage around the castle walls promoting the city of Edinburgh!!

 

[davek]

Still stands!

A manager who has previously seen what he can bring to the team, showing faith and belief in him, is the confidence boost that NP needs to be able to prove that he can be relied upon for club and country given the opportunity!!

Biggest issue with him over the last couple of years is that his confidence has been shot to pieces through one thing or another, he just needs a manager to show faith in him and encourage him to be the player he can be.

There's nothing wrong with his confidence - uit borders on arrogance. The problem he has is that he's in the PL and well out of his depth. No manager down here can hand a dud like him a starting place..and that's why hels never secure a starting place in all his time here.

 

[davek]

I had to check this isn't 1st April reading this.

Nathan Patterson hopes for Everton reward after chance to impress two managers

The full back won cap number 25 for his country in Tuesday's narrow defeat to Ivory Coast on Merseyside

www.dailyrecord.co.uk

“We just kind of speak and he [Clarke] says I need to try and get as many games as I can and all that. But I can only do what I can do, train well, and when I get the opportunities, do well. And I’ve done that this season."

Ha ha ha.

"You want to play as many minutes as you can, and I got the nod and I was delighted with how I done myself."

Un-kin-real.

The utter tripe he's serving up the Scottish press.

The lad has a brass neck on him.

 

[Nymzee]

I had to check this isn't 1st April reading this.

Nathan Patterson hopes for Everton reward after chance to impress two managers

The full back won cap number 25 for his country in Tuesday's narrow defeat to Ivory Coast on Merseyside

www.dailyrecord.co.uk

“We just kind of speak and he [Clarke] says I need to try and get as many games as I can and all that. But I can only do what I can do, train well, and when I get the opportunities, do well. And I’ve done that this season."

Ha ha ha.

"You want to play as many minutes as you can, and I got the nod and I was delighted with how I done myself."

Un-kin-real.

The utter tripe he's serving up the Scottish press.

The lad has a brass neck on him.

Dave, why do you watch Scotland games? Always wondered why.

 

[laudo9]

I had to check this isn't 1st April reading this.

Nathan Patterson hopes for Everton reward after chance to impress two managers

The full back won cap number 25 for his country in Tuesday's narrow defeat to Ivory Coast on Merseyside

www.dailyrecord.co.uk

“We just kind of speak and he [Clarke] says I need to try and get as many games as I can and all that. But I can only do what I can do, train well, and when I get the opportunities, do well. And I’ve done that this season."

Ha ha ha.

The utter tripe hels serving up the Scottish press.

The lad has a brass neck on him.

Wtf else can he say ffs!!
The only tripe talk regarding NP comes from yourself dave!

 

[davek]

Dave, why do you watch Scotland games? Always wondered why.

Because I used to live up there and Ilm half scotch.

 

[davek]

Wtf else can he say ffs!!
The only tripe talk regarding NP comes from yourself dave!

He's "delighted" with his form.



Tells you everything that.

He sounds deluded, tbh. He thinks he's handed his international manager / club manager a decision to make to bring him to the world cup / play him as a starter for Everton.

Ffs, THAT is off the charts crazy. Two games: one against Japan where he stunk the place out and got mauled by Willie Miller; the other a forgettable half hour performance against a reserve Ivory Coast team.

He's the Ali Bongo of professional football.

 

[Iana]

Because I used to live up there and Ilm half scotch.

Half Scotch you say ?

That might explain some of your positions…slightly addled at times.

 

[davek]

Half Scotch you say ?

That might explain some of your positions…slightly addled at times.

It's what scottish people are called 'scotch'.

 

[Nymzee]

Because I used to live up there and Ilm half scotch.

Explains a lot.

 

[Iana]

It's what scottish people are called 'scotch'.

I know what you meant but Scotch is shorthand for Whisky as you well know.

 

[wandyr79]

Dave, why do you watch Scotland games? Always wondered why.

I have always wondered why he watches football.

 

[Nymzee]

I have always wondered why he watches football.

I don't think he has a choice. Wired into the system isn't it.