2025/26 Nathan Patterson

[Nymzee]

Be arsed finding the posts, they're 70 pages or so back, but very much truths - it was after his 2 min cameo vs. Burnley where he didn't have time to do anything and touched the ball twice.

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Possibly the worst cameo in the club's history.

 

[SJB]

Thanks for the evidence - calling it "possibly the worst cameo in the club's history" is different to "calling him the literal worst player to EVER play for Everton, based on a 2 minute cameo."

 

[DualityNSNO]

Literally nobody judges a player who's been on the payroll at the club for four years based solely on a two minute cameo, that's a really silly thing to think and an even more silly thing to type.

Then don't do it mate, really easy stuff I'd say, it's only 3 of you here who do it.

 

[mahermi1]

Got caught napping up the pitch and out of position a few times, corrected his own massive error in that respect on one occasion (hurrah!); forearmed the ball away in the box and luckily for us the ref was a divvy and didn't see it; never got a cross in all night worth a damn; once or twice was solid in his challenges, especilly aerially.

That's it. That's how he played.

I'd say anyone who thought otherwise for that match last night are the ones 'wumming'. He was hooked and immediately we became more of a threat and scored down that side.

We need better....MUCH better than him.

He was the only one playing on the right Dave, he was practically covering 2 positions as McNeils performance was atrocious. Done very well under the circumstances, but as for crossing into the box, it's very hard for anyone to cross from open play as there is practically no one in the box to get on the end of it. Why can't we get more players in the box ?

 

[SJB]

Then don't do it mate, really easy stuff I'd say, it's only 3 of you here who do it.

There's about 6 of you posting from the box room of your Maw's tenement, smashed out of yer face on Bucky, drunkenly hammering on your keyboards trying to convince everyone that Nathan Patterson is the second coming of Cafu and the hero Scotland has been waiting for since Mel Gibson hung up his sporran.

 

[NathDogg]

There's about 6 of you posting from the box room of your Maw's tenement, smashed out of yer face on Bucky, drunkenly hammering on your keyboards trying to convince everyone that Nathan Patterson is the second coming of Cafu and the hero Scotland has been waiting for since Mel Gibson hung up his sporran.

Seriously, that’s not happening mate, calm down and get a bit of help.

 

[SJB]

Seriously, that’s not happening mate, calm down and get a bit of help.

I was just matching his energy NathDogg, but thanks, it's important we look out for each other and step in with kind advice when we feel it might help

 

[Curtis]

He's a championship player but the only viable option.

His left foot is championship level the rest of his body is probably league one

 

[DualityNSNO]

There's about 6 of you posting from the box room of your Maw's tenement, smashed out of yer face on Bucky, drunkenly hammering on your keyboards trying to convince everyone that Nathan Patterson is the second coming of Cafu and the hero Scotland has been waiting for since Mel Gibson hung up his sporran.

I mean not really, no one's saying that either, mostly that he's doing okay. What a weird, weird post, randomly attacking Scottish people for no reason too.

No agenda, however.

 

[SJB]

I mean not really, no one's saying that either, mostly that he's doing okay. What a weird, weird post, randomly attacking Scottish people for no reason too.

No agenda, however.

Sorry, I thought we were playing some kind of game where we were overly dramatic and made things up.

Yeah, we do, there's a bunch of you who have called him the literal worst player to EVER play for Everton, based on a 2 minute cameo.

 

[DualityNSNO]

Sorry, I thought we were playing some kind of game where we were overly dramatic and made things up.

Yeah, remember when I made this about a whole nationality and not something you've literally written here?

Still, no agenda.

 

[SJB]

Yeah, remember when I made this about a whole nationality and not something you've literally written here?

Still, no agenda.

It was just about 6 of you not a whole nationality, you're being dramatic again.

 

[Nymzee]

It was just about 6 of you not a whole nationality, you're being dramatic again.

None of us are Scottish.

 

[SJB]

Anyhow, nice to see the social media shoutout from the club, he deserves credit for making himself available for selection for three consecutive games, particularly when we were stretched. Must be some time since he's started three in a row.

 

[Marius57]

Didn't VAR look at that one?

Yes they did. But don’t let facts get in the way of a good Patto bashing mate. Even all the pundits and commentators were saying it wasn’t a pen.

It’s only Dave saying it was.