2022/23 Nathan Patterson

[Shevin Keedy]

Didn't know where to post but we have appointed a new head of sports science....

Oh he's just a kid; crocked within 2 months I bet.

 

[Dykovski200]

Acute or right?

Obtuse

 

[dutchblue54]

Moving Iwobi to right back would be totally stupid. It's not an option. And Holgate is both injured and rubbish as well

I know playing Holgate there is not ideal but he was supposed to be back few weeks after the international games.it was just to list alternatives for Coleman

 

[Davekknowsnothing]

…from what I can see, he’s coming to us from RB Leipzig after previously being at Celtic.

That should please davek……I await his the best sports science man in the buisness as he’s seen him in action many times

 

[COYBL25]

That should please davek……I await his the best sports science man in the buisness as he’s seen him in action many times

He obviously reads the right bible and worships the right Jesus too.

 

[EFC-FCN]

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‘tis but a scratch !

 

[MikeH72]

He obviously reads the right bible and worships the right Jesus too.

Thank god we’ve got someone from the goodies (Celtic) to counteract all the negative dirty Rangers energy going on at this club. Makes me sick if you ask me.

 

[Tommy.]

Bro science at its finest in n this thread

exactly my thought reading up to your post as well.

"He has injured his left hand knee, that means he runs in an extremely exaggerated arc putting more pressure on his right hand knee which means his right hand ankle is susceptible to major owies because reasons.

Prognosis? Dead."

 

[COYBL25]

exactly my thought reading up to your post as well.

"He has injured his left hand knee, that means he runs in an extremely exaggerated arc putting more pressure on his right hand knee which means his right hand ankle is susceptible to major owies because reasons.

Prognosis? Dead."

It makes me wonder why the club employ all of those medical people, with their fancy qualifications, when all they really have to do, is come on here and consult all real experts

 

[Neiler]

FFS, abroad and of the beaten track at the moment, just hearing about this.,

Kin Internationals.

 

[Blue Roo]

?
Club is F cursed

 

[matty1878]

do we know how long yet?

 

[davids]

do we know how long yet?

Piece of string as it stands.

 

[COYBL25]

do we know how long yet?

Two years minimum.

They‘re looking at cloning his leg.

A very similar process, to when Ryan Reynolds had to re grow his knob in Dead Pool.

 

[Saint Domingo]

Didn't know where to post but we have appointed a new head of sports science....

He’ll have his work cut out. ‘So what have you lads been doing all these years?’ ‘No one broke any bones last season so we gave ourselves a gold star’