Confirmed Signing Moise Kean

[Goat]

To score some BLAMMOS

When your playing with CR7 and Ze Ev comes a calling, thats a BLAMMO.

 

[orly]

When your playing with CR7 and Ze Ev comes a calling, thats a BLAMMO.

This has given me the idea for (another) incredible thread

 

[maccavennie]

To score some BLAMMOS

L Blammo is the new postcode of Goodison Park.

 

[orly]

L Blammo is the new postcode of Goodison Park.

BL4MMO

 

[Tez]

BL4MMO

Best post on the whole forum, this.

 

[maccavennie]

BL4MMO

If that number plate is available I hope Moisy Keen 4 Ev buys it cos that's a quality number plate right there for his Ford Cortina Capri Lamborghini

 

[orly]

Best post on the whole forum, this.

Thank you for your kindness TezFrandel

 

[tommye]

If that number plate is available I hope Moisy Keen 4 Ev buys it cos that's a quality number plate right there for his Ford Cortina Capri Lamborghini

I'm still saving up for TO11IES mate

 

[maccavennie]

I'm still saving up for TO11IES mate

I looked at that too quick mate and seen the word Trollies and for some reason Kwik Save and Lo Cost popped into my pea brain.

 

[Zatara]

This would be an epic signing...

Could be an exciting week...

 

[Death]

BL4MMO

Best post on the whole forum, this.

I inspired it.

 

[TheCount]

I’d prefer not to.

Seeing as I’m not and that.

One doth protest too much.

Tell us what you know

 

[evertony]

His agent is a complete shaft of a man. We'll be seen as a pedestal for his client (Kean) for a future move after playing regularly for a season or two with us, much like Lukaku.

What we must ask ourselves is do we want to go through all that again?

It works for me. Buy for £40M, two great seasons slotting for us and we sell him for £100M and buy the next big thing in waiting. Like shelling peas.

 

[Connor]

Don’t believe any Italian sources myself but PLS MOYLEZ

 

[scratchnsurf]

Don’t believe any Italian sources myself but PLS MOYLEZ

Carbonara and Bolognaise are legit.