Confirmed Signing Moise Kean

[Pabbers]

Hasn't there been stories about him turning up late for training and the like?

He and Zanioli turned up for a meeting on international duty late, and the internet spin turned it into him turning up late for Italy, and is a bad influence on Zanioli....who juve also want.

 

[Papa Shango]

I don't like his name.

Get rid.

 

[wainy]

Welcome to Everton.

 

[Brisan123]

Jeez how many legs have you got Mr Centipede?

I wont be wearing any of the above mentioned socks

 

[onlyme]

I wont be wearing any of the above mentioned socks

Pfftt socks are for life, don't abuse them.

 

[Deulofeumygod]

This kid has it. Going to be a superstar.

Would be shocked if we got this done but with Marcel at the helm, who knows!

 

[Nymzee]

Really don’t think I can handle listening to thousands of scousers say Moisey again

 

[blulouie]

Blimey
Imagine this kid and Diego Costa up top for us.

REAL BAD BOYS

 

[blue61]

Sounds too much like Moist, which I find difficult to associate with Kean.

 

[trueblue84]

I wont be wearing any of the above mentioned socks

Is this you?...

Removed

 

[SpongeBob brown shoes]

Is this you?...

Removed

Kin' nightmares tonight now

 

[keverton]

His agent is a complete shaft of a man. We'll be seen as a pedestal for his client (Kean) for a future move after playing regularly for a season or two with us, much like Lukaku.

What we must ask ourselves is do we want to go through all that again?

Just like all our players then

 

[RomanReigns]

if you say his name fast and repeat it plenty of times you will be saying moyes in

 

[Groucho]

Bid rejected apparently.

Don’t shoot me, I read it on the interwebz.

 

[MikeH72]

These are the sort of transfer rumour threads I want.