Confirmed Signing Moise Kean

[orly]

Bid rejected apparently.

Don’t shoot me, I read it on the interwebz.

And this time we are looking across the nightclub, or disco if you will.

We have made eye contact

Perhaps hips have met, a cheeky smooch.

Definitely NO fingering (yet).

€30m not even enough for heavy rubbing

 

[orly]

These are the sort of transfer rumour threads I want.

I have a feeling we will see MANY more

 

[Groucho]

And this time we are looking across the nightclub, or disco if you will.

We have made eye contact

Perhaps hips have met, a cheeky smooch.

Definitely NO fingering (yet).

€30m not even enough for heavy rubbing

Have I ever claimed to be ITK?

No. Not never.

 

[orly]

Have I ever claimed to be ITK?

No. Not never.

Would you like to?

It is quite exhilarating.

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

He's a cracking player. I've been a fan of his for a couple of years. Would be an unbelievable signing.
Who's designing the marcel statue if this and Malcom come off?

 

[buededw1]

if a statue is to be made, i recon we all put some money in to make sure he has the biggest dong the world has ever seen.

 

[Nymzee]

if a statue is to be made, i recon we all put some money in to make sure he has the biggest dong the world has ever seen.

“And he has the biggest dong, the world has ever seen, ‘cause it’s EVERTTTOOON”

 

[tommye]

Is this you?...

Removed

Missed that.

Can you post it again please?

 

[john jako]

I have a feeling we will see MANY more

Manny Fernandes?? How much?

 

[nsno-chris]

 

[Groucho]

Would you like to?

It is quite exhilarating.

I’d prefer not to.

Seeing as I’m not and that.

 

[orly]

Missed that.

Can you post it again please?

Good god no, it was baaaad

 

[Death]

Why would he come to L4?

 

[orly]

Why would he come to L4?

To score some BLAMMOS

 

[Toffeeslam]

“And he has the biggest dong, the world has ever seen, ‘cause it’s EVERTTTOOON”

So big the schlong on the statue would cast a long shadow on Analfield