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Player Valuation: £80m
No mate. I was questioning me not following the game being a first.Me? Course I am. No great hope that we get anything but you never know
No mate. I was questioning me not following the game being a first.Me? Course I am. No great hope that we get anything but you never know
And I always stick to them. When I'm sober at least.Loose lips sinks ships , come on Fred you know the rules.![]()
Easy moneyHi all. My brother has just messaged me to say Bet365 has a special offer. Rashford to have one shot on target. Evens. Its a license to print money. However you are limited to £10 max.
Just seen Wayne Rooney admitting that he is supporting Everton because we need it more. Bless him. There is something very endearing about him. I can't help but like him in spite of his transgressions.
Bet you wish you hadn't bothered Dunc.Up at 5-15 am to watch this, it’s hard being an Evertonian UTFT
See Rooney got dressed up for the occasion
Cheers mate. So much for avoiding the gameBet you wish you hadn't bothered Dunc.
Honestly our defending is so bad. I have no idea what Dyche does with them in training.
It's a great analogy."It is like someone in the kitchen trying to cut a loaf with a blunt knife " is what the commentator said ,I had to smile but my word we are hopeless .I cannot see how we get out of this situation we are totally bereft of ideas and can't pass to save our lives .Two of those players today should hang their heads in shame ,the rest were terrible.
But what about the bread knife ? We must be able to get it sharpened in the summer .It's a great analogy.
We are atrocious in both boxes and that doesn't bode well for the rest of the season.
But our financial situation is so bad that if by some miracle we escape relegation this season we are going down next season.
Not sure we can afford it blueBut what about the bread knife ? We must be able to get it sharpened in the summer .
But what about the bread knife ? We must be able to get it sharpened in the summer .

More like a cattle prodI think we should get an electric knife![]()
Three weeks without Everton will be a God-send. I was at OT yesterday with my son, and I thought we were the better team, but the same problems emerged.Morning everyone and happy Mother's Day to all of you who are mum's.
A bit rainy today. Cold a bit better but I think I will spend some time with mum this morning and then forget about how crap Everton are by watching some decent teams play , yeah Villa , Spurs and City should produce some good football and hopefully not a hoof in sight .
Everyone says "oh don't worry we have 4 easy home games " FFS have you seen our home form? Especially when teams sit deep against us.
Mrs J cooking mum a nice roast today so that's good too.
6 chickens got dumped at the rescue yesterday so it won't take you 3 guesses to work out where their new home is. Our cockrell seemed particularly pleased for some strange reason. As Rod said "Some guys have all the luck"
Anyway have a lovely day everyone.
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