Messymascot's faith in humanity and ginger safe haven

Hi all. My brother has just messaged me to say Bet365 has a special offer. Rashford to have one shot on target. Evens. Its a license to print money. However you are limited to £10 max.
Just seen Wayne Rooney admitting that he is supporting Everton because we need it more. Bless him. There is something very endearing about him. I can't help but like him in spite of his transgressions.
Easy money
 
"It is like someone in the kitchen trying to cut a loaf with a blunt knife " is what the commentator said ,I had to smile but my word we are hopeless .I cannot see how we get out of this situation we are totally bereft of ideas and can't pass to save our lives .Two of those players today should hang their heads in shame ,the rest were terrible.
It's a great analogy.

We are atrocious in both boxes and that doesn't bode well for the rest of the season.

But our financial situation is so bad that if by some miracle we escape relegation this season we are going down next season.
 
Good morning all on this fine morning here in Finland ,I hope all are well , recovered from the mess that is Everton and have a fine day today .
My overall feeling is one of bewilderment I just don't have any idea how to stop this downward spiral in the league . All these stats showing we should be winning and be far better off than we are ,are rubbish it is points that matter and on that stat we are going down.The only team not to win this year ,how many games without a win ,it truly is relegation on the horizon and we all know which game will confirm it .
If you wrote a book it would be in fiction , I am sorry I am not onboard with Dyche saying "The longer you wait the nearer the goal is "that doesn't account for the fact we might be too late .
There is obviously another side to all this and that is the squad not just the first team but the rest ,they must be so poor that the poor man has to manage with about 11 decent players a couple who think they are great ,of which only one could be -No that is not you Onana ,you are the other one - and a rabble of out of form ,aged or simply not up to the task players .Oh and the second team who haven't got anyone worth a mention. Where is our Alan Whittle ?
Have a great day all .COYB
 
Morning everyone and happy Mother's Day to all of you who are mum's.

A bit rainy today. Cold a bit better but I think I will spend some time with mum this morning and then forget about how crap Everton are by watching some decent teams play , yeah Villa , Spurs and City should produce some good football and hopefully not a hoof in sight .

Everyone says "oh don't worry we have 4 easy home games " FFS have you seen our home form? Especially when teams sit deep against us.

Mrs J cooking mum a nice roast today so that's good too.

6 chickens got dumped at the rescue yesterday so it won't take you 3 guesses to work out where their new home is. Our cockrell seemed particularly pleased for some strange reason. As Rod said "Some guys have all the luck"

Anyway have a lovely day everyone.
 
Morning everyone and happy Mother's Day to all of you who are mum's.

A bit rainy today. Cold a bit better but I think I will spend some time with mum this morning and then forget about how crap Everton are by watching some decent teams play , yeah Villa , Spurs and City should produce some good football and hopefully not a hoof in sight .

Everyone says "oh don't worry we have 4 easy home games " FFS have you seen our home form? Especially when teams sit deep against us.

Mrs J cooking mum a nice roast today so that's good too.

6 chickens got dumped at the rescue yesterday so it won't take you 3 guesses to work out where their new home is. Our cockrell seemed particularly pleased for some strange reason. As Rod said "Some guys have all the luck"

Anyway have a lovely day everyone.
Three weeks without Everton will be a God-send. I was at OT yesterday with my son, and I thought we were the better team, but the same problems emerged.

I'm off to see my mother day, and then we're going for a Turkish as a family and my mum.
 

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