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[Death]

Should I be worried, death?

14/01/2026

 

[Dutch Toffee]

Working on the basis that most highlights reels are totally non-representative of the players quality (remember Sandro’s) then maybe the fact that this oaf has the saddest one I have ever seen is in fact representative of the fact that he is a footballing god?

Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps?

Maybe it's just because we're selling Niasse and we need someone without a locker?

 

[Tommy Chong]

Hes utterly horrific.

This video makes my soul sad...

Please tell me this is a joke!

 

[Ron Burgundy]

My gala supporting mate said ‘please take this donkey off our hands’

I have a Galatasaray fan sat behind me in work and he laughed his arse off when I shown him this rumour.

Where is my Galatasaray supporting mate? Fuming here.

 

[McBain]

Digne to Diagne... One Nil!

 

[Toffee in Jandals]

Digne to Diagne... One Nil!

...... To the opposition. Own goal.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Hope this one's silly season. Have we learned nothing from Tosun?

 

[Pabbers]

Bit ott those turks when talking about players....Tosun was supposed to be unreal, according to them!!!

 

[Brisan123]

Bit ott those turks when talking about players....Tosun was supposed to be unreal, according to them!!!

I remember all those Turkish lads signing up on here to tell us Cenk was going to lead us to glory

 

[Sy-]

Digne to Diagne... One Nil!

Considering I saw a shirt with "Dinge" on it, I am guessing the shirt name printing department are against this transfer

 

[TyphooToffee]

14/01/2026

That's a Wednesday. Could it be BMD under the lights?

 

[TyphooToffee]

Momma no. Leave the damn Turkish league alone. Ain't nobody ever signed a quality player from there.

It's interesting that Henry O seems to want to stay in Turkey, rather than play in France. Does that tell us anything about his confidence in his own ability?

 

[toffeejack]

Still don't believe there's anything in this one, his profile and prestige is the total opposite to anyone else brands has bought or been interested in.

Maybe it's someone like Palace who are interested in him and we're just showing them we're the Billy Big bollocks and can stop their transfers happening with a click of a finger if they don't crower to our demands.

 

[Toffeelover]

Can't we just swop Tosun for this guy?

 

[Caolam]

Can't we just swop Tosun for this guy?

Swap Niasse for him and we won't need to change the name on the shirt, just add a 2 to it.