Lukaku

[Username]

If ever we needed a ****ing investor this is it, i'd love him to sign for us lads but well there's a variety of reasons why he won't, for now though i'll enjoy him terrorising defences for another few months in a royal blue shirt.

 

[Maestro Haze]

If Jose continues to be a t*t like he was today, that will only push him towards staying with us, i know its only like about a 5% chance of him staying, but its better than 0%

True, the lad is clearly ambitious, but he has his head screwed on, we can offer him everything he needs to develop.

But like most would agree, Champions League is a tall order, probably even harder this year.

 

[potato]

if chelsea said hey we will give u mata and lukaku for barkley what would be your response

 

[Furey1878]

The sheer amount of backflips I would do if we signed him in the summer.

 

[roydo]

if chelsea said hey we will give u mata and lukaku for barkley what would be your response

Sadly, probably yes tbh.

 

[Baines' left foot]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/25158153

If there ever was a incentive, this is it.

Jesus. I'd cry with happiness if this happened.

 

[Big Fat Sam]

if chelsea said hey we will give u mata and lukaku for barkley what would be your response

"Would you like Mr Barkley to arrive via air or road, Mr Abramovich?"

 

[Username]

if chelsea said hey we will give u mata and lukaku for barkley what would be your response

No chance.

 

[mezzrow]

Imagine if we signed lukaku and deulofeu on permanents...

...and then added moutinho.

gah. wet spot. must change.

 

[SteKelly]

If we play Champions League, yeah, why not?"

0% chance of us getting 4th

 

[Furey1878]

This is no exaggeration; I would fill about 7 Olympic Sized swimming pools worth of my own Jizz if it happened.

But alas...

*breaks down into tears

 

[Baines' left foot]

If we play Champions League, yeah, why not?"

0% chance of us getting 4th

That's the spirit!

 

[Deloodid]

Jesus. I'd cry with happiness if this happened.

we would cream our pants, the RS would sh*t there pants.

 

[SteKelly]

That's the spirit!

No point telling porky pies mate when you know the truth

 

[Baines' left foot]

No point telling porky pies mate when you know the truth

It's highly unlikely but it's nice to dream.