In years to come it will be on everyone's top 3 goals scored by Everton at the pit....... we'll say "remember the Jags 25 yard screamer"..... Good memories made today.
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That was posted just minutes after Jags screamer.. The lad should've been too busy running down the street swinging his underpants above his head instead of posting that.
And please nobody ever mistake me for this guy as we have similar names.
I hadn't a clue should had scored until I stopped jumping up and down and saw the replays.
That was posted just minutes after Jags screamer.. The lad should've been too busy running down the street swinging his underpants above his head instead of posting that.
And please nobody ever mistake me for this guy as we have similar names.
He give rats a bad name mate.
I've watched that equaliser probably 20 times now.
I can't believe that happened ffs. It's mental enough Jags scoring an actual goal. Let alone THAT goal, in the 91st minute in a merseyside derby at the kop end to equalise.
That's so crazy it might even change my whole negative view on derbies.
Might.
I can't believe that happened ffs. It's mental enough Jags scoring an actual goal. Let alone THAT goal, in the 91st minute in a merseyside derby at the kop end to equalise.
That's so crazy it might even change my whole negative view on derbies.
Might.
We
We have been awarded 1, at the pit since world war 2 !!!
TGW89
Player Valuation: £35m
Is it McAllister-esque, tide turning material?
Chang Elephant
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Unlucky Kev
[Poor language removed] it, best thread to say. I [Poor language removed] love Everton me. Imagine not supporting Everton...
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tommye
Player Valuation: £120m
Right. Just watched the full game again. Having not watched nor listened earlier, I 'caught up' on here first.
What a shower of absolute bellends the majority on here are. If I hadn't have watched it I would be convinced we were beyond woeful from reading this thread.
Fukn drama queens doesn't even begin to cover it. Some of the in-match comments are unbelievable.
Watch the full game again, read back through this thread, then consider what monumental trumpets you are.
Bells.
COYB. NSNO.
What a shower of absolute bellends the majority on here are. If I hadn't have watched it I would be convinced we were beyond woeful from reading this thread.
Fukn drama queens doesn't even begin to cover it. Some of the in-match comments are unbelievable.
Watch the full game again, read back through this thread, then consider what monumental trumpets you are.
Bells.
COYB. NSNO.
McBain
Player Valuation: £80m
I Could Actually Stay Awake For This One
By Me
Could not be more fuming as this game went on.
Seemed like we were playing with 10 men half the time.
We equalised and I was annoyed at being annoyed.
THE BEARD IS LOOKING LIKE IT NEEDS A COUPLE BEX AND A NIGHT OFF AT HOME
Strange one. Looked like for all the World Howard had been elevated to that upper echelon of keepers during the World Cup. There was mega sponsorship deals in the Works and all at the very back end of his career. He is really in his prime, as Keepers go, but this season he has seemed slow out of the blocks. All this attention has put him off. Bad positioning and slow reflexes for Gerrard's goal today sum up his season. Wasn't terrible when called upon, palming a few stingers and commanding the box fairly well. Needs some clean sheet confidence.
CHEESE FLAVOURED TOFU
Honest Tim Cahill hand over mouth moment there when I saw the team sheet. The Ghost of Everton past and three hundred game veteran was called in to chaperone Thriller Light to the Formal. More sooner be chasing after a meaty Brim and letting the line do the work nowadays eh Tone? Wasn't a bad effort from Hibberto, but the right side pairing of Hibbert/Lukaku needs seriously addressing. Like chalk and Cheese flavoured Tofu, we really need some kind of coronal inquisition into this selection. Akin to immovable object meets unstoppable force, it's as if some kind of safety system decrees that if they operate within five yards of one another it will initiate a system shut down. Hibbert no go forward, Lukaku no go back. S Y S T E M O V E R L O A D
SUBBED FOR
HIS NEWNESS
Now remember the moment when you saw that name come up on the screen. You were all like AWW HELL NAW weren't you? I was. You don't bring a new girl to the dance if you've no idea if she ain't going to loosen up behind the Canteen after a nip of West Coast Cooler. You then proceeded to do that 'YERR..OKAAAY' face when Tyias did some passes and kept up with Raheem Jackson and then takes the ball off him like Globetrotter v General in 1968. It's refreshing to see a youngster given a go, and something we need more of. Anyone else feel like we've got a box of youngsters who are going to rip it up as soon as they get out? On this effort, Browning has to be #2 RB from now. I'd chuck him in from the start if Coleman isn't well.
JAGUARS NEW F-TYPE R SPORTS CONVERTIBLE COUPE
Massive stick for Jags lately from the ITK's so it's nice to see what he's always had in his locker but has never come out with us. Not many can say they've stuck one in the top corner to silence the KRAP in the 90th minute, played in a World Cup, captained your side and generally been a upstanding member of the footy community. What you see is what you get with Phil. Heart on the sleeve, pure intention and not an ounce of sniderey anywhere. Another better display defensively today, still ironing out the kinks but this will put the Jag back in the mix, back in the game. What a bloody strike though, eh?
MR'S McB MISSES BEATNIK BAINES
Do we know what's wrong with the L Train lately? There's something just not quite right with him, maybe it's the man infront of him half the time, but honestly, the only thing I want Leighton to take from this performance review (and you do perform brilliantly, mate it's because your standards are so high. You could have a solid game and we'd still come away disappointed) is the thing you do called 'A Corner'. 92nd minute, we have a corner and what do you do? Straight on Gerrards head who's standing on the corner of the 6 yard box with the nearest Evertonian in the stands eating a Pie. Leighton, Either please stop taking them, or learn how to take a corner. As a taker of quite superb corners myself, I cannot for the life of me work out why you can't beat the first man. EVER. It's gotten to the point now where we should just give the ball back when we get a corner. Here's a tip - Aim for the backpost. If you shift your aim to hit the back post you may get the ball over the first man. If this still doesn't work, then please aim for the opposite corner flag. Or can you just watch how Garbutt did it the other day?
DIE NEUE KAISER
Anyone knows anything 'bout Footy hey mate knows a much better player than they are when they see it. You just know don't you. That first touch, the positioning of the body, the anticipation... okay not chapter One from the Karma Sutra but the rebirth of the Kaiser. Players come in all shapes, but it's Royalty that's shaped like Stones. I'd give him his full license, a full tank of Unleaded and the Keys to the place. I'd put him at Centre Back with the four white lines as his only boundary. Get Barry to shadow him when he gets out position. We have the chance to create one of Histories Greatest Teams with him the Focal Point.
OUR OLD STAR TREK REDSHIRT
Did a step over and went off. Literally all I have on old Shark Face. Lets not hope he's out for the Season which obviously probably will happen knowing us. Okay so who came on?
SUBBED FOR
EXPERIMENTAL BATCH No.#001
I, like your good selves was willing to wait for McGeady to Get Right. Usually I can't stand waiting for something that is right there, but what are you going to do. Now, I've done with the waiting and am watching the results. If i was a Scientist, I would have thrown away the results and started batch McGeady#002. This culture is a mess. It's not what we ordered. The tin has clearly mislabeled this product and we want a refund. Did we pay anything? I really hope not. McGeady is a one way ticket to losing the ball. He's very quick, but the skill just isn't there. It's a nervous skill. One likely to kill any patient requiring delicate hands. McGeady is like Toy Packaging. You know there is something fantastic inside because that's what it says on the front. It takes ages and an adult to get into it because the plastic is harder than Darth Vader's voice box and it's got a million of those damn ties twisted around locking it in. You get there thing open and after three minutes it's broken and you're hating on it. Once upon a time, a man called Andre decided that he would show the people exactly how to play on the wing, and still to this day no one has come close.
CHASE / SHORT / MARTIN
Have we got three of the same player playing in the midfield? Three of the same players playing in the same role? I'm actually amazed Roberto has not destroyed the space-time continuum this season. The Three played well. The Three displayed determination.
COMMAND ALPHA : The Three Shall Operate As One.
COMMAND BETA : The Three Shall Operate Box to Box and No Farther.
BESIC SUBBED FOR
THE WEALTH
Playing along side someone truly wealthy in every aspect of life must be an eye opener.
THE LIMINAL
Naismith has come into his own. Like the spratty awkward cousin whose hair you messed up constantly, saved up your best farts for and had a soft spot when the girls turned him down, has come through a turbulent puberty. He's now sprouting chest hairs, wee wee hairs and that annoying feather down-fluff on his top lip has become a dark, wonderfully lustrous mustache you could wear out proudly. His dress sense has grown up and the faint wee smell has been forcefully replaced by something that makes women moist without them realising it. You're playing in the wrong spot BTW, or possibly one of The Three should actually be an attacking player. Or it should be you. But we need a better attacking baller in the middle of the park. Stop talking to yourself okay.
JULLIARD APPLICATIONS CLOSING MID-NOVEMBER
Asked why he had accepted a dinner invitation from a man who was trying to kill him, legendary Gun Fighter and Old West Icon Clay Allison retorted 'Because I didn't want to send a man to Hell on an empty stomach'. I just want you to digest that in relation to Lukaku. Now this allegory and the heading it swings under apply to our Belg. Lesson One. Look like your trying. Keep Moving. Don't stop or the crowd will get you. Lesson Two. Get Cocky. Your a big guy. You got skills. Lesson Three. Simples. Give it and Go. Thats all you have to do. Oh and stick it in the net 15-20 times every Calender Year.
And so. I reckon we have the midfield base to throw Stones forward more. Teams figure you out eventually, but the minute we pioneer
Atacantes Defensivas we will win this thing.
By Me
Could not be more fuming as this game went on.
Seemed like we were playing with 10 men half the time.
We equalised and I was annoyed at being annoyed.
THE BEARD IS LOOKING LIKE IT NEEDS A COUPLE BEX AND A NIGHT OFF AT HOME
Strange one. Looked like for all the World Howard had been elevated to that upper echelon of keepers during the World Cup. There was mega sponsorship deals in the Works and all at the very back end of his career. He is really in his prime, as Keepers go, but this season he has seemed slow out of the blocks. All this attention has put him off. Bad positioning and slow reflexes for Gerrard's goal today sum up his season. Wasn't terrible when called upon, palming a few stingers and commanding the box fairly well. Needs some clean sheet confidence.
CHEESE FLAVOURED TOFU
Honest Tim Cahill hand over mouth moment there when I saw the team sheet. The Ghost of Everton past and three hundred game veteran was called in to chaperone Thriller Light to the Formal. More sooner be chasing after a meaty Brim and letting the line do the work nowadays eh Tone? Wasn't a bad effort from Hibberto, but the right side pairing of Hibbert/Lukaku needs seriously addressing. Like chalk and Cheese flavoured Tofu, we really need some kind of coronal inquisition into this selection. Akin to immovable object meets unstoppable force, it's as if some kind of safety system decrees that if they operate within five yards of one another it will initiate a system shut down. Hibbert no go forward, Lukaku no go back. S Y S T E M O V E R L O A D
SUBBED FOR
HIS NEWNESS
Now remember the moment when you saw that name come up on the screen. You were all like AWW HELL NAW weren't you? I was. You don't bring a new girl to the dance if you've no idea if she ain't going to loosen up behind the Canteen after a nip of West Coast Cooler. You then proceeded to do that 'YERR..OKAAAY' face when Tyias did some passes and kept up with Raheem Jackson and then takes the ball off him like Globetrotter v General in 1968. It's refreshing to see a youngster given a go, and something we need more of. Anyone else feel like we've got a box of youngsters who are going to rip it up as soon as they get out? On this effort, Browning has to be #2 RB from now. I'd chuck him in from the start if Coleman isn't well.
JAGUARS NEW F-TYPE R SPORTS CONVERTIBLE COUPE
Massive stick for Jags lately from the ITK's so it's nice to see what he's always had in his locker but has never come out with us. Not many can say they've stuck one in the top corner to silence the KRAP in the 90th minute, played in a World Cup, captained your side and generally been a upstanding member of the footy community. What you see is what you get with Phil. Heart on the sleeve, pure intention and not an ounce of sniderey anywhere. Another better display defensively today, still ironing out the kinks but this will put the Jag back in the mix, back in the game. What a bloody strike though, eh?
MR'S McB MISSES BEATNIK BAINES
Do we know what's wrong with the L Train lately? There's something just not quite right with him, maybe it's the man infront of him half the time, but honestly, the only thing I want Leighton to take from this performance review (and you do perform brilliantly, mate it's because your standards are so high. You could have a solid game and we'd still come away disappointed) is the thing you do called 'A Corner'. 92nd minute, we have a corner and what do you do? Straight on Gerrards head who's standing on the corner of the 6 yard box with the nearest Evertonian in the stands eating a Pie. Leighton, Either please stop taking them, or learn how to take a corner. As a taker of quite superb corners myself, I cannot for the life of me work out why you can't beat the first man. EVER. It's gotten to the point now where we should just give the ball back when we get a corner. Here's a tip - Aim for the backpost. If you shift your aim to hit the back post you may get the ball over the first man. If this still doesn't work, then please aim for the opposite corner flag. Or can you just watch how Garbutt did it the other day?
DIE NEUE KAISER
Anyone knows anything 'bout Footy hey mate knows a much better player than they are when they see it. You just know don't you. That first touch, the positioning of the body, the anticipation... okay not chapter One from the Karma Sutra but the rebirth of the Kaiser. Players come in all shapes, but it's Royalty that's shaped like Stones. I'd give him his full license, a full tank of Unleaded and the Keys to the place. I'd put him at Centre Back with the four white lines as his only boundary. Get Barry to shadow him when he gets out position. We have the chance to create one of Histories Greatest Teams with him the Focal Point.
OUR OLD STAR TREK REDSHIRT
Did a step over and went off. Literally all I have on old Shark Face. Lets not hope he's out for the Season which obviously probably will happen knowing us. Okay so who came on?
SUBBED FOR
EXPERIMENTAL BATCH No.#001
I, like your good selves was willing to wait for McGeady to Get Right. Usually I can't stand waiting for something that is right there, but what are you going to do. Now, I've done with the waiting and am watching the results. If i was a Scientist, I would have thrown away the results and started batch McGeady#002. This culture is a mess. It's not what we ordered. The tin has clearly mislabeled this product and we want a refund. Did we pay anything? I really hope not. McGeady is a one way ticket to losing the ball. He's very quick, but the skill just isn't there. It's a nervous skill. One likely to kill any patient requiring delicate hands. McGeady is like Toy Packaging. You know there is something fantastic inside because that's what it says on the front. It takes ages and an adult to get into it because the plastic is harder than Darth Vader's voice box and it's got a million of those damn ties twisted around locking it in. You get there thing open and after three minutes it's broken and you're hating on it. Once upon a time, a man called Andre decided that he would show the people exactly how to play on the wing, and still to this day no one has come close.
CHASE / SHORT / MARTIN
Have we got three of the same player playing in the midfield? Three of the same players playing in the same role? I'm actually amazed Roberto has not destroyed the space-time continuum this season. The Three played well. The Three displayed determination.
COMMAND ALPHA : The Three Shall Operate As One.
COMMAND BETA : The Three Shall Operate Box to Box and No Farther.
BESIC SUBBED FOR
THE WEALTH
Playing along side someone truly wealthy in every aspect of life must be an eye opener.
THE LIMINAL
Naismith has come into his own. Like the spratty awkward cousin whose hair you messed up constantly, saved up your best farts for and had a soft spot when the girls turned him down, has come through a turbulent puberty. He's now sprouting chest hairs, wee wee hairs and that annoying feather down-fluff on his top lip has become a dark, wonderfully lustrous mustache you could wear out proudly. His dress sense has grown up and the faint wee smell has been forcefully replaced by something that makes women moist without them realising it. You're playing in the wrong spot BTW, or possibly one of The Three should actually be an attacking player. Or it should be you. But we need a better attacking baller in the middle of the park. Stop talking to yourself okay.
JULLIARD APPLICATIONS CLOSING MID-NOVEMBER
Asked why he had accepted a dinner invitation from a man who was trying to kill him, legendary Gun Fighter and Old West Icon Clay Allison retorted 'Because I didn't want to send a man to Hell on an empty stomach'. I just want you to digest that in relation to Lukaku. Now this allegory and the heading it swings under apply to our Belg. Lesson One. Look like your trying. Keep Moving. Don't stop or the crowd will get you. Lesson Two. Get Cocky. Your a big guy. You got skills. Lesson Three. Simples. Give it and Go. Thats all you have to do. Oh and stick it in the net 15-20 times every Calender Year.
And so. I reckon we have the midfield base to throw Stones forward more. Teams figure you out eventually, but the minute we pioneer
Atacantes Defensivas we will win this thing.
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BiggyRat
Player Valuation: £35m
This, this, this, every day & twice on Tuesday!
This is what I've wanted from our players. Turn the Derby into any other game. Gerrard & his rabble treat us with contempt, as though the Derby means more to us than them but, come the day, look at how he pranced about after scoring. As you say, Jags was like, "Yeah, whatever. A point saved". I just think that if we treated it like an ordinary game (I'm thinking players mostly here), then beating them would be easier. There's no need to heap unnecessary pressure on ourselves.
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