The wife made me watch Fifty Shades, and I thought it was a desperately poor film. Absolutely no sexual frisson or on-screen chemistry whatsoever, the main bird, I forget her name, utterly failing to pull of the 'shy girl but actually up for it' role, and to cap it off, Ellie Goulding.
give calvary a go, a bit heavier but an awesome filmWatched The Guard the other night, gave me some hearty laughs. God Gleeson is good at dark humour.
Terrible plot
Hail, Caesar!
Quite funny, with a great cast. Alden Ehrenreich (will play young Han Solo) stands out. Well worth a watch.
8/10.

He's the young 'star' in it isn't he? Think he's got the charisma for a young Solo, but his face is so square!!![]()
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