Jokes Thread


BITTER TWISTED & BLUE said:
Kin eggshells everywhere these days😤
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I have been a scouser moving around the country most of my life if I took offence of locals taking the P out of scousers all my life - I would have never blended in for instance the joke what do you call a scouser in a suit - " The Accused " if I had a £ for every time I had that told to me - I woul be a millionaire....
Any joke can offend many people.....
 
Joey66 said:
So, there are 3 people and they are shipwrecked. They meet a cannibalistic tribe. The tribe tells the people to find 10 of a kind of fruit on there island and maybe they'll spare that person. The first guy comes back with 10 apples. The tribe tells him to stick all ten up his butt without laughing or making a noise and he can stay alive. He manages to get one up before laughing and so the tribe eats him. The second guy comes back with grapes. He sticks 9 up his butt without saying anything but then on the tenth one, he starts laughing like crazy. In heaven, the first guy asks the second one, "Why did you laugh? You could have stayed alive!" 2nd guy: "I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples!"
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But the guy with the pineapples never made it to heaven, which means he managed to get them all in!
 
datblygu said:
But the guy with the pineapples never made it to heaven, which means he managed to get them all in!
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Even jokes about waiting at the perly gates could affect a religious person .....
The only person who has saved my life was a lovely colored guy at a football match when I was 12 years old when I got the wrong side of a crash barrier & he lifted me up to safety- my older brother shaked his gand & I thanked him - not ever a racist bone in my soul -
My upbringing thought je that we are all equal ok!
 
Joey66 said:
Even jokes about waiting at the perly gates could affect a religious person .....
The only person who has saved my life was a lovely colored guy at a football match when I was 12 years old when I got the wrong side of a crash barrier & he lifted me up to safety- my older brother shaked his gand & I thanked him - not ever a racist bone in my soul -
My upbringing thought je that we are all equal ok!
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Did he then stab you and rob your bag ???
 

Joey66 said:
The word of any race of people could have been used - stick to your Beano jokes you stirrerhttps://www.chargrilled.co.uk/t-shi...VO1UBk180-AQJgHt3bj9E44x7ipElNsAagr1pthaaaJz7
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