Jokes Thread

[Milk]

Two candles talking …

One asks: “What you doing later?”
Other one answers: “Dunno. Might go out”

 

[Joey66]

Jimmy saville walked into a florist and asked for a bunch of flowers

Orchids ?


No just the flowers today thanks

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[Milk]

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You’re a horticulturalist Joey …. Flowers or Kids

Geddit?

 

[Ray Purchase]

Browsing ToffeeWeb, this gave me a laugh.

Paul Kossoff
16 Posted 08/10/2025 at 23:44:03

Someone was stealing soil from my friends allotment. I thought he'd lost the plot.

Now someone keeps adding more and more... The plot thickens.