Jokes Thread

[Rita_Poon]

Did he top himself ?

He had 99 problems...

 

[Kurt.]

He had 99 problems...

But his fridge ain’t one

 

[notrevE5]

I asked my sister-in law if my brother was the only one she was ever with

She said no, all the rest of them were nines and tens

 

[Sadken]

There's been reports of an Indian builder falling through the roof at a Lionel Richie concert

A spokesman said, " the last thing I saw was Dan Singh on the ceiling"

Or the Indian karaoke singer, gerruptesing.

 

[blue1948]

Or the Indian karaoke singer, gerruptesing.

What about the one on idols singing "Ken Lee"

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Or the Indian karaoke singer, gerruptesing.

Or the Scots Indian cloakroom attendant..
Angus Merjaketup

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

Or the Scots Indian cloakroom attendant..
Angus Merjaketup

Can barely resist the Ben Doon and Phil McKraken opportunity.

 

[notrevE5]

Can barely resist the Ben Doon and Phil McKraken opportunity.

or the 2 Irish gays, Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald

 

[Kurt.]

Or the Scots Indian cloakroom attendant..
Angus Merjaketup

The Indian lesbian ….. Minjita

 

[Kurt.]

or the 2 Irish gays, Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald

2 gay cowboys.. first one says “yup”
Second one says “yup”

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

My arl fella (born in 1917) - used to enjoy the Indian Cloakroom attendant - Mahatma coat and Chinese dentist time - 2:30. Fortunately society has moved on from there and my kids would accuse me of racism for even smirking at this.

 

[Ivo]

2 gay cowboys.. first one says “yup”
Second one says “yup”

One of them rode into town and shot up the sheriff

 

[Sadken]

Or the Egyptian car park attendant...toot an come in.

 

[tommytowne]

2 gay cowboys.. first one says “yup”
Second one says “yup”

Surely the response was "yep"

 

[Benicetoourboys]

What about the Indian peeping tom -
Mustafa Gander