Jokes Thread
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summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
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I was working in the bank yesterday when my old teacher who always said I'd never amount to anything came in asking for a loan.
I couldn't resist smiling to myself as he suddenly recognised me. I didn't say anything though, I just rinsed my mop and carried on cleaning the floor.
I couldn't resist smiling to myself as he suddenly recognised me. I didn't say anything though, I just rinsed my mop and carried on cleaning the floor.
Englishman, Welshman and a Pakistani in the maternity ward waiting room.
Doctor comes out – “there’s been a mix up” he says, “we don’t know which baby is which, you’ll have to go in one by one and choose your baby”.
Englishman goes in first of course (alphabetical order) and comes out with the obviously Pakistani baby. The Pakistani father says “are you sure that’s yours”?
Englishman says “look pal, I’m not taking any chances, one of those kids in there is Welsh”
Doctor comes out – “there’s been a mix up” he says, “we don’t know which baby is which, you’ll have to go in one by one and choose your baby”.
Englishman goes in first of course (alphabetical order) and comes out with the obviously Pakistani baby. The Pakistani father says “are you sure that’s yours”?
Englishman says “look pal, I’m not taking any chances, one of those kids in there is Welsh”
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