Jokes Thread

[Ivo]

The Russian with three balls. Udya Nikabolokov

 

[Kurt.]

What about the Indian peeping tom -
Mustafa Gander

Or in Damo’s case … Aru Inder

 

[Kurt.]

The Russian with three balls. Udya Nikabolokov

Or the alien with 3 balls … Extra Testicle

 

[Benicetoourboys]

No one thinks these jokes are funny except us!

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

Russian torturer - Enoch Aboloikov

 

[hallamblue]

What about the Indian peeping tom -
Mustafa Gander

Does anybody remember the greengrocers near Goodison called Mustafa Banana?

 

[notrevE5]

The German transgender couple

Frida Muff & Heide Koch

 

[Kurt.]

Does anybody remember the greengrocers near Goodison called Mustafa Banana?

Used to be a Muslim butcher around there too, I would never use him though, everyone said Islamabad

 

[Milk]

Some bloke came into my shop and said, "why is your exit sign flickering on and off? "


I said, "it's on the way out.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

I tried to get a bank loan recently. The bank teller said that the loan arranger was on holiday. "That's ok" I said. "I'll speak to Tonto instead".

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

How much does a Cockney pay for Shampoo?

Pantene.

 

[Milk]

"Always help those worse off than yourself and always put others first," my old dad used to say.



Lovely fellow, terrible Tory.

 

[Seathestars]

Bought myself some of that new aftershave today for introverts.
It's called leave me the fuh cologne

 

[Blue Piper]

Went to the garden centre yesterday to buy a new trimmer. Assistant assured me that I was buying 'cutting-hedge' technology.

 

[Milk]

I have just recently found out my wife is pregnant.

So she sent me to the shop to buy a marternity bra.

The girl asked me "What bust"

"The damn condom!"