Jokes Thread

[Groucho]

Jesus the state of you playing the victim. I reported your RACIST joke yesterday because I read your RACIST joke yesterday.

Reported - I have had the decency to let you know ! you called me a racist on more than that joke ....

Lads please put this one to bed or take it to private messaging.

Joey, that joke was honestly too far.

Mr Thumpety Thump, Joey is from a different generation whence such jokes were acceptable. The mitigating factor here is that Joey has not acted with malice.

I agree the joke was not acceptable however not everything needs to be a crusade. A line has to be drawn at some point.

 

[summerisle]

 

[summerisle]

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

Brought a model of Mount Everest to school today.

Student asked. "Is it to scale?"

I said, "No, it's to look at"

 

[Micky_T]

Jesus the state of you playing the victim. I reported your RACIST joke yesterday because I read your RACIST joke yesterday.

Let me know when you watch this one. You'll love it. Belive it or not, not all jokes about racism are racist. Some are just funny.

 

[Rita_Poon]

easy jet 'big orange' sale, surely someone has joined the dots by now...

 

[summerisle]

 

[Kurt.]

What do you call a half Iranian half Russian fireman ?

Amir Panikova

 

[summerisle]

 

[summerisle]

 

[Tipp blue]

I saw an article this morning about how russian news papers are making jokes about the state of the Russian economy... This one made me smile.
"The experts are saying that there is no cost of living crisis in Russia"
"Thats not what the general public are saying"
"The general public are not experts"

 

[Groucho]

I asked my date to meet me at the gym. She stood me up.

That’s when I knew we weren’t gonna work out.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

What's E.T. short for?


Cos he's got little legs.....

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

Two wind turbines standing in a field, first one asks "what music do you like?"

Second one replies "I'm a huge metal fan"

 

[Bluesaint]

Guy goes into a pet shop, ‘I’d like to buy a goldfish, please.’
Shop owner ‘would you like an aquarium?’
Customer ‘I don’t care what star sign it is, I just want a goldfish.’