The binman chronicles
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You have to lose John from the name and change the punchline to:
That's me 'n the coroner.
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You have to lose John from the name and change the punchline to:
That's me 'n the coroner.
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
There’s pee in the corner.....
malcson
Player Valuation: £10m
And wait for him to die!
Philw
Player Valuation: £50m
BigBlueConk
Player Valuation: £70m
My mate had an affair with my misses.
Instead of beating him up I gave him a box of paxo and let everybody I know that I gave him a good stuffing.
Instead of beating him up I gave him a box of paxo and let everybody I know that I gave him a good stuffing.
No Alla Violenza
Player Valuation: £8m
What’s blue and not very heavy?
Light blue
Light blue
Holy cow...I finally got this. Thanks.
I was an accountant from the age of 21 until I was sacked for no apparent reason at the age of 30.
A total waste of 14 years.
A total waste of 14 years.
AndyC
Player Valuation: £70m
Here is a chicken recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a stuffing -- imagine that! @Groucho @Bruce Wayne
I thought it was perfect for people like me, who just are not sure how to tell when poultry is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out.
Give this a try.
BAKED STUFFED CHICKEN
6-7 lb. chicken
1 cup melted butter
1 cup stuffing
1 cup uncooked popcorn
Salt/pepper to taste.
Preheat oven to 350 degrees.
Brush chicken well with melted butter, salt, and pepper.
Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn.
Place in baking pan with the neck end toward the back of the oven.
Listen for the popping sounds.
When the chicken's ass blows the oven door open and the chicken flies across the room, it's done.
I thought it was perfect for people like me, who just are not sure how to tell when poultry is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out.
Give this a try.
BAKED STUFFED CHICKEN
6-7 lb. chicken
1 cup melted butter
1 cup stuffing
1 cup uncooked popcorn
Salt/pepper to taste.
Preheat oven to 350 degrees.
Brush chicken well with melted butter, salt, and pepper.
Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn.
Place in baking pan with the neck end toward the back of the oven.
Listen for the popping sounds.
When the chicken's ass blows the oven door open and the chicken flies across the room, it's done.
AndyC
Player Valuation: £70m
Mark Knopfler come home carrying a large picture and a bag of French fries.
His missus says, "What have you been up to ?"
He replies, "I was at the auction and got this by a French impressionist, and then went to the chippy for your tea."
His missus responded, "And how much have you sent this time ?"
Knopfler replies, "I got the Monet for nothing and the chips for free."
lollol
His missus says, "What have you been up to ?"
He replies, "I was at the auction and got this by a French impressionist, and then went to the chippy for your tea."
His missus responded, "And how much have you sent this time ?"
Knopfler replies, "I got the Monet for nothing and the chips for free."
lollol
Philw
Player Valuation: £50m
That's the way you do it...
Professor Toffee
On and on, over the hill and the craic is good
My mum had one arm slightly longer than the other.
She had to wear a built up mitten
She had to wear a built up mitten
Gwlacticos
Player Valuation: £15m
I was in a bar last night, bird came up to me and said, ‘come outside and I’ll show you a good time’.
I went outside with her and she ran a hundred metres in nine point six seconds.
I went outside with her and she ran a hundred metres in nine point six seconds.
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