Jokes Thread

[chrismpw]

I hired an expensive limousine but didn’t realise the price didn’t include a driver.

£300 spent and nothing to show for it.

 

[Philw]

I hired an expensive limousine but didn’t realise the price didn’t include a driver.

£300 spent and nothing to show for it.

Some ppl on here are defo in the same FB groups I am...

 

[chrismpw]

Some ppl on here are defo in the same FB groups I am...

I only passed on what I read. Seems it was on 6 music this morning.

 

[Kurt.]

I said to my doctor, "I've got a problem with the hearing in one of my ears."
He said, "Are you sure?"
I said, "Yes, I'm definite."

 

[Philw]

Some ppl on here are defo in the same FB groups I am...

I only passed on what I read. Seems it was on 6 music this morning.

I said to my doctor, "I've got a problem with the hearing in one of my ears."
He said, "Are you sure?"
I said, "Yes, I'm definite."

It's Kurt. It's defo Kurt...

 

[SiEdmo]

I said to my doctor, "I've got a problem with the hearing in one of my ears."
He said, "Are you sure?"
I said, "Yes, I'm definite."

Ran my first 10K yesterday in 54 minutes. Was more a test to see if I could do it, so happy to do it in under an hour.

am I missing something here?.....jokes?

 

[Methuselah]

am I missing something here?.....jokes?

Kurt: 'deaf in it'

jackyboy: can't help!

 

[Seathestars]

am I missing something here?.....jokes?

I got the first one, deaf-in-it
Didn't get the running one though.

 

[jackyboy]

I got the first one, deaf-in-it
Didn't get the running one though.

The only joke is my eyesight. Thought this was the fitness thread!

 

[SiEdmo]

The only joke is my eyesight. Thought this was the fitness thread!

hahahaha makes me feel better anyway

 

[Groucho]

Ran my first 10K yesterday in 54 minutes. Was more a test to see if I could do it, so happy to do it in under an hour.

 

[Blue Piper]

The only joke is my eyesight. Thought this was the fitness thread!

To err is human to forgive is beyond GOT

 

[Groucho]

The only joke is my eyesight. Thought this was the fitness thread!

To err is human to forgive is beyond GOT

 

[Methuselah]

They say the simplest inventions are the best. The guy who invented cat's eye's was driving his car at night when he saw a cat walking towards him and the reflection of the cat's eye's gave him his idea. He became a multi-millionaire. Just think, if the cat had been walking the other way he might have invented the pencil sharpener.

 

[Socrates]

They say the simplest inventions are the best. The guy who invented cat's eye's was driving his car at night when he saw a cat walking towards him and the reflection of the cat's eye's gave him his idea. He became a multi-millionaire. Just think, if the cat had been walking the other way he might have invented the pencil sharpener.

Les Dawson, I believe.