Eto'o is to old to be of interestSome of you guys are so hard to pleased it's unbelievable, i mean we could be linked with Eto'o, Benzema, Fernando Torres, even Messi and C. Ronaldo and some of you guys are still going to find a negative and say you don't want them wearing Everton's blue shirt.

Eto'o is to old to be of interest
Benzema is just a hype and will fade in a season or two
Torres just need a huge blond wig to be the classic "stupid blonde"
Ronaldo is just a diva and not worth a blue t-shirt
Messi is just a big mess!
Something like that?
Still would like Jo to come though if there is no darn clauses in the loandeal that says we have to give them Lescott or a lot of money just to loan him.

He's not even that lazy to be honest. He's Brazilian though, the stereotype will always be there.
He runs a lot more than both Saha and Yakubu, arguably Fellaini aswell. Not having a go at these players by the way, so don’t start.
I'd love him here, especially on loan. He fits into our system perfectly and is a well rounded striker. He needs to work on a few things but that's only natural.