Well we bought him to cover every blade of grass...
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Well we bought him to cover every blade of grass...
scurvy?
Bullens Rd
Player Valuation: £35m
Genuinely think he will never been heard of again. Oh well, at least he didn't look very good in the limited minutes he played for us.
Mitch Ward's Minder
Player Valuation: £6m
Remember a few months back when his limbs were decaying. Might be a while before his legs grow back (Deadpool style) and we get to see him grace Goodi....sorry Bramley Moore Dock.
Jadubsee
Player Valuation: £6m
I usually scoff at the conspiracy-type stuff around players and injuries on here, but I do find it genuinely strange that we haven't seen any pictures/footage of him or any quotes from him in such a long time, especially as he's supposedly back on Merseyside now.
Cracking on for 18 months he’s been out now. Really not looking good for him, we need to hear a serious update from the club about where he’s up to, not more bluster about him being fit in a month’s time, he’s clearly not going to be. Just tell us the truth, we’re not stupid.
davids
Player Valuation: £70m
Finch Farm treatment room.
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7 times a week. Woah, some serious stamina to be banging his supermodel mrs once a day...
DanEFC92
Player Valuation: £90m
More embarrassing than falling out of your loft IMHO
royalblue66
Player Valuation: £70m
Wonder if his shirt will fit.
Efcjake
Player Valuation: £80m
Probably the only way we will get any value out of him.
everton1953
Player Valuation: £40m
They are trying to fit a statue of him next to DD.
who's that mate?
Bluebirdie
Player Valuation: £5m
Says something when our moderators (respect) outnumber his Everton appearances!
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