January Transfer Window 2026

[windymiller]

Look at the Arse bench tonight...
We aren't even on the same planet

Arrizabalaga, White, Lewis-Skelly, Norgaard, Merino, Madueke, Eze, Martinelli, Jesus

I'm not sure there is a single poster on here that thinks we are currently competing with Arsenal.

 

[chicoazul]

Lads how about a striker? Sell Beto to Roma for forty mills and buy any of the following who I’ve scouted, all have an XP strike rate of >2 a game and would solve Everton’s goal problem instantly.

1- Ute Ubstar - Racing Parmesan
2- Aye Liek - Young Boys
3- Ayma Bosskowt - FC Gorgonzola

What you waiting for Kinnear lad? Get the chequebook out or take a hike.

 

[Lanolin]

Lads how about a striker? Sell Beto to Roma for forty mills and buy any of the following who I’ve scouted, all have an XP strike rate of >2 a game and would solve Everton’s goal problem instantly.

1- Ute Ubstar - Racing Parmesan
2- Aye Liek - Young Boys
3- Ayma Bosskowt - FC Gorgonzola

What you waiting for Kinnear lad? Get the chequebook out or take a hike.

2. Sounds too much like a geordie biff to me so one of the others would be my preference.

 

[matty1878]

Lads how about a striker? Sell Beto to Roma for forty mills and buy any of the following who I’ve scouted, all have an XP strike rate of >2 a game and would solve Everton’s goal problem instantly.

1- Ute Ubstar - Racing Parmesan
2- Aye Liek - Young Boys
3- Ayma Bosskowt - FC Gorgonzola

What you waiting for Kinnear lad? Get the chequebook out or take a hike.

your barred agent chico

 

[Bez2k2k]

Look at the Arse bench tonight...
We aren't even on the same planet

Arrizabalaga, White, Lewis-Skelly, Norgaard, Merino, Madueke, Eze, Martinelli, Jesus

Don’t even think Jesus could nail a cross for us.

 

[MisterJ]

Shudda signed Vardy on a free in the summer.

I did say at the time but got laughed at.

And we're still laughing at you

 

[MisterJ]

Lads how about a striker? Sell Beto to Roma for forty mills and buy any of the following who I’ve scouted, all have an XP strike rate of >2 a game and would solve Everton’s goal problem instantly.

1- Ute Ubstar - Racing Parmesan
2- Aye Liek - Young Boys
3- Ayma Bosskowt - FC Gorgonzola

What you waiting for Kinnear lad? Get the chequebook out or take a hike.

Is that Zat in disguise?

 

[Swartzy]

Look at the Arse bench tonight...
We aren't even on the same planet

Arrizabalaga, White, Lewis-Skelly, Norgaard, Merino, Madueke, Eze, Martinelli, Jesus

They would make champions league with their 2nd team

 

[Toffeepot]

Look at the Arse bench tonight...
We aren't even on the same planet

Arrizabalaga, White, Lewis-Skelly, Norgaard, Merino, Madueke, Eze, Martinelli, Jesus

Wouldn't matter
They'd only get on at 87 minutes for us

 

[Cecil]

Aye Liek - Young Boys

I bet you do you dirty old bollocks.

 

[Neiler]

Sign whoever is responsible for this pipeline at Brentford:

Neal Maupay > Ollie Watkins > Ivan Toney > Yoane Wissa > Igor Thiago.

 

[Bedfordblue]

Sign whoever is responsible for this pipeline at Brentford:

Neal Maupay > Ollie Watkins > Ivan Toney > Yoane Wissa > Igor Thiago.

Their data modelling allegedly.
Let’s hope this Data Science outfit Anus persuaded TFG to buy can generate similar results.

 

[Marcus Kendall]

He’s not one of our very handsomely paid full time scouts is he? Genuinely can’t believe people are still pulling out “yeah but WHO lad?!?” in massive 2026.

It's a fair question Mike if fans think its simple and easy to find good players and that our transfer people are either lazy or can't find these players because they're useless

 

[MikeH72]

It's a fair question Mike if fans think its simple and easy to find good players and that our transfer people are either lazy or can't find these players because they're useless

No it’s not at all, what are you on about It’s not our literal paid job to find these players is it?

 

[MikeH72]

Their data modelling allegedly.
Let’s hope this Data Science outfit Anus persuaded TFG to buy can generate similar results.

Big fan of this nickname.