He wants a song as he’s never had one before, so it’s about time you lot supported our (team) Captain
I’ll go first to get the old creative juices flowing;
Der, der, der, der, Jim Tar-kow-ski (repeat)
Or
He’s big,
He’s blue,
He’ll goose your Mrs too*
Tar-kow-ski, Tar-now-ski
* could also be ‘he loves a cheese fondue’








