2020/21 James Rodriguez

[UptheTofees]

Keane has been great and tbf mina has been good, but still has the odd mistake in him. But we've only kept one clean sheet and we've let in two 4 games on the trot, so they're clearly not the best centre backs in the league this season.

Or maybe we have a terrible keeper

 

[arbok]

James out is a huge blow.

 

[UptheTofees]

No James this weekend

Ugh

 

[Shibbywiggles]

Or maybe we have a terrible keeper

Lol no maybe about it! You see how much Keane has improved having a proper midfield in front of him, imagine how much the whole defence would improve with a real commanding goalkeeper

 

[Bullens Rd]

Didn't take him long to get injured.

 

[Shibbywiggles]

Oh we’re screwed now, no James, Richarlison and Digne, there goes are three top creators. Newcastle will be licking their lips!

 

[jamieni]

Didn't take him long to get injured.

Was the derby when he picked up the injury. We prob should have rested him last week.

 

[MikeH72]

Lol

 

[kenada_blue]

Didn't take him long to get injured.

Virrrglz fault

 

[ForeverBlue92]

Oh we’re screwed now, no James, Richarlison and Digne, there goes are three top creators. Newcastle will be licking their lips!

Richarlison deserves a boot in the plums leaving us in this mess for 3 games unnecessarily

 

[Toffe3m4n]

I mean it's bad news.. but at least he's being given the extra time to recover for the United game. Silver linings and all that.

 

[Lelouch]

he looked completely goosed against Southampton should have probably rested him then tbh.

 

[Bebeto]

Richarlison deserves a boot in the plums leaving us in this mess for 3 games unnecessarily

Indeed...and whats more frustrating is that at the end of the season he will be the first to create noise around leaving the club to play champions league football -if we don't qualify of course-...

 

[JLW]

We know he’s not going to play every game so better he’s out against the likes of Newcastle and fit for United.

 

[maccavennie]

@maccavennie I am wondering what sort of repertoire have you prepared for James this weekend? Has the testicle chatter inspired you to new horizons?

I've just the heard the sad news Sassy that James "praise the Lord what a lovely man he is with beautiful hair" Rodriguez will have to miss the Newcastle game.

This means I'll have to double up on my musical medley for the following match.

As soon as the Newcastle match was over I put Chers "If I could turn back time" on repeat in the hope that I could reverse time, pop James on the bench and rest his Colombian sausage and potatoes for Newcastle instead.

It didn't work and all I got was weird looks from the wife asking me why I was putting the song on repeat so much. Regardless of the injury, it's a fantastic song and I believe she was underated as a vocalist due to her sounding a bit like a man. But no one wears lycra like Cher, not even maccavennie can compete with that girl!!!

We shall have to win in his honour Sassy!!!