2020/21 James Rodriguez

[ossie_21]

I would have previously said I’d give my left nut to get someone like Hamez playing for Everton, now there’s a chance I might have to donate to him.

 

[UptheTofees]

Can he play on the left?

Not suggesting he should, just wondering if he's ever played there.

I mean, with that left foot of his, you could almost imagine him being a bit like Beckham out there. Give him half a yard, and boom, deadly delivery into the box for Dom.

Yes. He started his career playing on the left in Argentina and for Porto.

He could also play Gomes CM (did so at Bayern) position if we had a world beater at RW but then u will miss some of his impact offensively.

 

[riddick]

Had a dream last night that James was going to play in a band and everyone was so excited to hear him play guitar. "Man, he's so good at football!" Was a bit confusing, that part. Then James didn't like playing guitar during the show(there was only 3 Everton people watching) so he decided he wanted to play drums instead. Was playing "Heat of the Moment" by Asia. He rocked it. Then he took a fancy to my missus.

He's going to score 7 this weekend is my take.

 

[Terrarian]

Apparently James, Keane, and Mina have been balling

But Mina has been utter turd apparently

 

[Shibbywiggles]

Had a dream last night that James was going to play in a band and everyone was so excited to hear him play guitar. "Man, he's so good at football!" Was a bit confusing, that part. Then James didn't like playing guitar during the show(there was only 3 Everton people watching) so he decided he wanted to play drums instead. Was playing "Heat of the Moment" by Asia. He rocked it. Then he took a fancy to my missus.

He's going to score 7 this weekend is my take.

Top tune tbf. My take is that James is going to assist Mina again at the weekend due to the ‘Do you remember when we used to dance’ line.
Not sure how you missed that really mate

 

[Terrarian]

Thought I'd post this need at least one James fix a week

 

[Sassy Colombian]

@maccavennie I am wondering what sort of repertoire have you prepared for James this weekend? Has the testicle chatter inspired you to new horizons?

 

[Death]

Had a dream last night that James was going to play in a band and everyone was so excited to hear him play guitar. "Man, he's so good at football!" Was a bit confusing, that part. Then James didn't like playing guitar during the show(there was only 3 Everton people watching) so he decided he wanted to play drums instead. Was playing "Heat of the Moment" by Asia. He rocked it. Then he took a fancy to my missus.

He's going to score 7 this weekend is my take.

That’s what interpreted from it aswell. 7 goals and you have anxiety the Mrs is cheating.

But 7 goals. Wow.

 

[riddick]

That’s what interpreted from it aswell. 7 goals and you have anxiety the Mrs is cheating.

But 7 goals. Wow.

Its quite the acceptable return tbh.

 

[royalblue66]

Hope the physio has smooth hands.

 

[DanEFC92]

 

[Shibbywiggles]

Lol imagine trying to explain that one to the fuming wife haha
I don’t even know her love, honest

 

[navidson]

Lol imagine trying to explain that one to the fuming wife haha
I don’t even know her love, honest

Pretty common knowledge that he boffed her isn't it?

Lucky swine

 

[Toffeelover]

But Mina has been utter turd apparently

There are 4 everton players in that list more than any other club. BTW Keane is placed at 4 and DCL at 9.

 

[Blue Shoes]

Keane and Mina. Wow.

James is up there with De Bruyne as the best player in the league . He’s the best number 10, he’s the most effective wide player even at walking pace, he could probably play deep lying creative mid and be the best in that position too.

Fantastic player with unbelievable quality.

Keane has been great and tbf mina has been good, but still has the odd mistake in him. But we've only kept one clean sheet and we've let in two 4 games on the trot, so they're clearly not the best centre backs in the league this season.