The Penalty Box Dancer
Player Valuation: £35m
You realise she can still get pregnant by swallowing jizz don't you? The pregnancy term is actually shorter with this method because the jizz goes straight to the stomach and bypasses the vagina. The jizz acts like an expanding foam to the stomach lining to give you that baby bump.
Enjoy fatherhood in 3 weeks Mick.
Haha well she must be infertile then









