Is it my self esteem?

[Tubey]

Another thing, she is a heavy smoker and she knows I don't like it, its like every time I want to kiss her she stinks of it but she never realises how badly a non smoker will dislike the smell.
During sex we always talk about having our own baby but I know deep down it will just be a problem, I just don't think it would be right.

Erm...

 

[Tubey]

"Oooh yeah, that's good, yeah we should definitely bulk buy nappies, they're on offer at Amazon, yeah, just a bit deeper, yeah Nicole is a nice name, mmm, yeah the school down the road is well rated by OFSTED, just a bit more, oh, I don't want to breastfeed to be honest..."

 

[orly]

"Oooh yeah, that's good, yeah we should definitely bulk buy nappies, they're on offer at Amazon, yeah, just a bit deeper, yeah Nicole is a nice name, mmm, yeah the school down the road is well rated by OFSTED, just a bit more, oh, I don't want to breastfeed to be honest..."

I feel there could be a song to be written here

 

[Tubey]

 

[Barnfred 55]

"Oooh yeah, that's good, yeah we should definitely bulk buy nappies, they're on offer at Amazon, yeah, just a bit deeper, yeah Nicole is a nice name, mmm, yeah the school down the road is well rated by OFSTED, just a bit more, oh, I don't want to breastfeed to be honest..."

Do you want me to pull out and stick it in your mouth.........Oh wait. That won't work will it.

 

[Prevenger17]

During sex we always talk about having our own baby but I know deep down it will just be a problem, I just don't think it would be right.

Bit of a weird time to host that particular conversation isn't it?

 

[The Penalty Box Dancer]

"Oooh yeah, that's good, yeah we should definitely bulk buy nappies, they're on offer at Amazon, yeah, just a bit deeper, yeah Nicole is a nice name, mmm, yeah the school down the road is well rated by OFSTED, just a bit more, oh, I don't want to breastfeed to be honest..."

Haha no it's more a case of "Do you want my baby? Hmm hmm? Do you want kids with me?

 

[The Penalty Box Dancer]

Do you want me to pull out and stick it in your mouth.........Oh wait. That won't work will it.

No but I have to remember to do that because if I ejaculated in her then I would he so annoyed even though she tells me it'll be fine and its harder to get pregnant after 40

 

[Prevenger17]

Can confirm that Prevenger's sex time conversation is just 1 and a half minutes of grunts followed by a pizza order to compensate her for the crushing disappointment

 

[tommye]

Haha no it's more a case of "Do you want my baby? Hmm hmm? Do you want kids with me?

Please tell us more...

 

[Tubey]

Haha no it's more a case of "Do you want my baby? Hmm hmm? Do you want kids with me?

That's... not making it any better mate!

 

[dublinbluenose]

Comedy Gold

Did you ever watch the Golden Girls?

 

[Prevenger17]

No but I have to remember to do that because if I ejaculated in her then I would he so annoyed even though she tells me it'll be fine and its harder to get pregnant after 40

Jesus absolute christ

 

[Tubey]

No but I have to remember to do that because if I ejaculated in her then I would he so annoyed even though she tells me it'll be fine and its harder to get pregnant after 40

I'm done here!

 

[ToffeeTim]

No but I have to remember to do that because if I ejaculated in her then I would he so annoyed even though she tells me it'll be fine and its harder to get pregnant after 40

Wow