Or. We've just romped to the league, the RS are languishing at the bottom, it's between them and Bournemouth for the drop. Bournemouth only have to equal their result to stay up and send the RS down, and it is they who visit Bramley Moore pokemon stadium for the final game.
It's a carnival atmosphere, party poppers, balloons, Mosh has spared no expense. It's a tense game, we've got our flip flops on ready to party. Neither side are able to score, but then a murmur begins to spread, the RS are beating Palace away.
In to the final minute, then Fat Ash, who's just signed a 15 year contract extension, clothes lines their centre forward in the area.
PENALTY!!!!!
I know what outcome I want.