If I was prime minister I would…..

[tonka1878]

I’d also ban old people going to supermarket checkouts unless they had their money/card ready before getting served

Certain establishments limit them to 3 over 70's at a time.

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

All I know is I'd be accused of Everton bias. Why, that's for you to imagine.

 

[blue61]

Invite my next door neighbour around for an intimate M&S meal deal, on a weekly basis, and let her seduce me with tales about fiscal rules.

 

[cronullasharks]

Invite my next door neighbour around for an intimate M&S meal deal, on a weekly basis, and let her seduce me with tales about fiscal rules.

Is your neighbour @chrismpw

 

[Eggs]

…..let Burnham stand in a bi-election and then resign.

 

[BITTER TWISTED & BLUE]

I’d also ban old people going to supermarket checkouts unless they had their money/card ready before getting served

I sincerely hope you live long enough to get old.

 

[Kurt.]

I sincerely hope you live long enough to get old.

I won’t be spending my time holding up people in the supermarket

 

[msb]

Seriously?

I’d completely revise the tax system, ensuring that big companies have to pay, as well as the mega rich. Do away with national insurance, just make one simplified tax system, no exceptions anyone earning above £25k pays tax at increasing levels, dependent upon income. No scabby deals or mythical allowances.

Same for corporate, none of this invoicing for spurious name rights to off shore tax havens, you operate here, you pay tax here. If you don’t pay appropriately, then you don’t get to operate here.

Then I would reform government. We don’t need 650 MPs, we don’t need a hereditary peerage, make both houses fully elected and limited to say 100 members. No role for church in state institutions.

Keep Royalty purely as a figurehead, absolutely no role in legislation or parliament other than “decorative” set piece events, like state opening.

I would also change the national anthem, there must be better alternatives to the current nonsense.

I’d also boot the sly 6 out of UK domestic football.

The list is very long, but top priority is to ban right wing politics and jail corrupt leaders.

 

[Kurt.]

Seriously?

I’d completely revise the tax system, ensuring that big companies have to pay, as well as the mega rich. Do away with national insurance, just make one simplified tax system, no exceptions anyone earning above £25k pays tax at increasing levels, dependent upon income. No scabby deals or mythical allowances.

Same for corporate, none of this invoicing for spurious name rights to off shore tax havens, you operate here, you pay tax here. If you don’t pay appropriately, then you don’t get to operate here.

Then I would reform government. We don’t need 650 MPs, we don’t need a hereditary peerage, make both houses fully elected and limited to say 100 members. No role for church in state institutions.

Keep Royalty purely as a figurehead, absolutely no role in legislation or parliament other than “decorative” set piece events, like state opening.

I would also change the national anthem, there must be better alternatives to the current nonsense.

I’d also boot the sly 6 out of UK domestic football.

The list is very long, but top priority is to ban right wing politics and jail corrupt leaders.

Would you give england their own national anthem ? They don’t have one at the moment

 

[tonka1878]

Declare war on the United States until their current President was brought before the Hague.

 

[Pootsy]

I'd want my every last word uttered repeated by my MPs Behind me. Even when in the house

Economy up UP
Inflation down DOWN
Wheres my Dinner DINNER
Sake Barry BARRY

 

[blulouie]

Strip the wealth off the small percentage , faceless , filthy rich ,entitled , who hold the majority of the country's wealth and distribute it to our health service and the less fortunate in society.

Jail fly tippers
Fill in potholes
Ban twitter/ X

Not much to ask really.

 

[Pootsy]

Would you give england their own national anthem ? They don’t have one at the moment

Is it not Jereusalem?

 

[Norlye]

Seriously?

I’d completely revise the tax system, ensuring that big companies have to pay, as well as the mega rich. Do away with national insurance, just make one simplified tax system, no exceptions anyone earning above £25k pays tax at increasing levels, dependent upon income. No scabby deals or mythical allowances.

Same for corporate, none of this invoicing for spurious name rights to off shore tax havens, you operate here, you pay tax here. If you don’t pay appropriately, then you don’t get to operate here.

Then I would reform government. We don’t need 650 MPs, we don’t need a hereditary peerage, make both houses fully elected and limited to say 100 members. No role for church in state institutions.

Keep Royalty purely as a figurehead, absolutely no role in legislation or parliament other than “decorative” set piece events, like state opening.

I would also change the national anthem, there must be better alternatives to the current nonsense.

I’d also boot the sly 6 out of UK domestic football.

The list is very long, but top priority is to ban right wing politics and jail corrupt leaders.

Seriously?

I’d completely revise the tax system, ensuring that big companies have to pay, as well as the mega rich. Do away with national insurance, just make one simplified tax system, no exceptions anyone earning above £25k pays tax at increasing levels, dependent upon income. No scabby deals or mythical allowances.

Same for corporate, none of this invoicing for spurious name rights to off shore tax havens, you operate here, you pay tax here. If you don’t pay appropriately, then you don’t get to operate here.

Then I would reform government. We don’t need 650 MPs, we don’t need a hereditary peerage, make both houses fully elected and limited to say 100 members. No role for church in state institutions.

Keep Royalty purely as a figurehead, absolutely no role in legislation or parliament other than “decorative” set piece events, like state opening.

I would also change the national anthem, there must be better alternatives to the current nonsense.

I’d also boot the sly 6 out of UK domestic football.

The list is very long, but top priority is to ban right wing politics and jail corrupt leaders.

What you will find is that it is a global world and the companies will just leave and set up in more friendly tax regimes. We will have mass unemployment and still have or want to buy what they sell.

At least you will know that painting yourself orange and talking total crap won’t change things as it is being tried now.

As most politicians find, when they do get elected to run countries, in the real world simple solutions aren’t really the best answer.

 

[Kurt.]

Is it not Jereusalem?

Is it ???