If I was prime minister I would…..

[Bohemian Toffee]

Nationalise the railway, zero compensation for the profiteering bastards.

Strengthen trade union rights.

Hang Andrew, Farage and Mandelson from meathooks.

Open EU freedom of movement talks.

Ban those car lights, the super bright ones.

 

[COYBL25]

Lift Joeys banning order from Jersey and nationalise his weed empire.

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

Lift Joeys banning order from Jersey and nationalise his weed empire.

I mean, that's obvious.

Like reintroducing Lilt and subsidising Terry's Chocolate Oranges

 

[summerisle]

Make Farage work nights in a care home for a week.
Order a compulsory purchase order for the Pit.
Ban mobile phones outdoors.
Insist David Moyes plays players in their correct position.
An immediate law promulgated that requires crisp packets be 99% full of crisps.
Do something about British winters.

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

Scrap PFI

 

[Charro]

Hold every single billionaire hostage in their own home and demand them to give us all our money back, and if they refuse publicly execute them on PPV.

 

[ClausThomsen]

Offer the good people of Liverpool an independence referendum and see if the 'Scouse Not English' brigade back it up.

And I'd make sure to exempt the towns of Kirkby, Huyton and Prescot on the basis of them being in Knowsley and not Liverpool just to wind them up.

 

[Huyton Layne]

Go after nonces and tax loopholes/havens.

Then have an deadly accident shortly after.

 

[tommye]

Declare the RS a terrorist organisation and send in the troops

 

[Rita_Poon]

 

[degsy]

Bring back plastic straws and tax second cars

What about 3rd cars
Looking at this for £8000 / au$16000


2Ltr Pinto engine

 

[Kurt.]

Ban mandatory on-line training on your day off

 

[coollino]

What about 3rd cars
Looking at this for £8000 / au$16000
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2Ltr Pinto engine
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That's a hobby so it's fine, it's more the SUV type I'm gunning for

 

[degsy]

That's a hobby so it's fine, it's more the SUV type I'm gunning for

Ive got one of those as well
And a daily driver
And a V8 Rover
Oh and mrs degsy car

 

[coollino]

Ive got one of those as well
And a daily driver
a V8 Rover
Oh and mrs degsy car

Sorry mate you are getting taxed heavily under me, rules are rules