The binman chronicles
Player Valuation: £80m
Goodison will never be renamed because no-one would call it anything other than Goodison.
That's why i'm devloping my product especially for that reason. The iSon just needs a few more tweaks and will be ready to roll out. (It's a cyborg son you've always wanted - to go to the game with or a drink down the pub, but with none of the unnecessary back chat or trying to steal your cash + can store 1000 songs on it!)
Unfortunately for Everton as the name is already what I want I won't need to pay them any cash for it...