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Player Valuation: £70m
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What's a realistic aim for your team this season?
To prove we were not and are not 'Moyes FC'.
Where do your team need to strengthen to achieve this?
We don't necessarily need to strengthen anywhere, but a pacey right winger, a combative CM and a top striker would certainly solve all our problems. As would an altruistic billionaire, or permission from the FA to let our players score with their hands. Unfortunately they all have around about the same chance of happening; very little!
Which new Premier League players are you looking forward to seeing?
For us, I'm hoping Robles can usurp the perennially overrated Howard and I'm looking forward to seeing Kone in action as I rate him more than most seem to.
Otherwise I generally wish other clubs nothing but misery, so I'll be hoping all the new exciting signings across the country bomb horribly. Especially Leroy Fer (as we almost signed him) and Bony (because our fans wanted to sign him, for some reason).
Which of your players do you predict having a big season?
Ross Barkley. I think Martinez isn't afraid of youth like Moyes was, and so now is the time for our star talent to shine. Hopefully.
Which of your players do you expect to have a disappointing season?
Steven Naismith. For some reason it seems Martinez likes him, but he's utterly pants. Clearly he has a knack for being in the right place at the right time, but everything else to his game is sunday league standard.
Which fixtures do you immediately look for?
The first one. And then the second.
Which away game are you looking forward to the most/least?
I never look forward to away games. And I'm looking forward to United the least, as we'll no doubt lose and Moyes' transparently insincere post match interview will almost definitely induce vomit.
What's your most memorable game against NUFC?
The two last season were corkers. We felt very hard done by in the 2-2, but then Baines scored THAT freekick in the other one.
Newcastle have been in the papers for all the wrong reasons again, what's your take on the Kinnear debacle?
Hilarious. Seeing two titans of delusion in Pardew and Kinnear collide will be fantastic entertainment for us all.
Which Newcastle players would you like to see in your side?
Ben Arfa. Wanted him before you signed him and I still want him now!
Pardew winds up quite a few opposition managers, what's your take on him? Is he just playing games? Or is he an Average/Bad manager with a mouth?
He's an average manager with a Bendtner level of egotism. I wish him nothing but relegation and searingly painful hemorrhoids.
Where do you expect Newcastle to finish this season?
I have no idea. Hopefully well below us.
To prove we were not and are not 'Moyes FC'.
Where do your team need to strengthen to achieve this?
We don't necessarily need to strengthen anywhere, but a pacey right winger, a combative CM and a top striker would certainly solve all our problems. As would an altruistic billionaire, or permission from the FA to let our players score with their hands. Unfortunately they all have around about the same chance of happening; very little!
Which new Premier League players are you looking forward to seeing?
For us, I'm hoping Robles can usurp the perennially overrated Howard and I'm looking forward to seeing Kone in action as I rate him more than most seem to.
Otherwise I generally wish other clubs nothing but misery, so I'll be hoping all the new exciting signings across the country bomb horribly. Especially Leroy Fer (as we almost signed him) and Bony (because our fans wanted to sign him, for some reason).
Which of your players do you predict having a big season?
Ross Barkley. I think Martinez isn't afraid of youth like Moyes was, and so now is the time for our star talent to shine. Hopefully.
Which of your players do you expect to have a disappointing season?
Steven Naismith. For some reason it seems Martinez likes him, but he's utterly pants. Clearly he has a knack for being in the right place at the right time, but everything else to his game is sunday league standard.
Which fixtures do you immediately look for?
The first one. And then the second.
Which away game are you looking forward to the most/least?
I never look forward to away games. And I'm looking forward to United the least, as we'll no doubt lose and Moyes' transparently insincere post match interview will almost definitely induce vomit.
What's your most memorable game against NUFC?
The two last season were corkers. We felt very hard done by in the 2-2, but then Baines scored THAT freekick in the other one.
Newcastle have been in the papers for all the wrong reasons again, what's your take on the Kinnear debacle?
Hilarious. Seeing two titans of delusion in Pardew and Kinnear collide will be fantastic entertainment for us all.
Which Newcastle players would you like to see in your side?
Ben Arfa. Wanted him before you signed him and I still want him now!
Pardew winds up quite a few opposition managers, what's your take on him? Is he just playing games? Or is he an Average/Bad manager with a mouth?
He's an average manager with a Bendtner level of egotism. I wish him nothing but relegation and searingly painful hemorrhoids.
Where do you expect Newcastle to finish this season?
I have no idea. Hopefully well below us.
What's a realistic aim for your team this season? Europa / Cup run
Where do your team need to strengthen to achieve this? CM
Which new Premier League players are you looking forward to seeing? Only interested in Everton players
Which of your players do you predict having a big season? Miralles, Coleman
Which of your players do you expect to have a disappointing season? Osman
Which fixtures do you immediately look for? Liverpool
Which away game are you looking forward to the most/least? Most - Liverpool. Least - Liverpool
What's your most memorable game against NUFC? I always remember Shearer's debut
Newcastle have been in the papers for all the wrong reasons again, what's your take on the Kinnear debacle? Just epitomizes what everyone outside of Newcastle thinks of Newcastle
Which Newcastle players would you like to see in your side? Ben Arfa
Pardew winds up quite a few opposition managers, what's your take on him? Is he just playing games? Or is he an Average/Bad manager with a mouth? He's a complete d1ck. He is very very average
Where do you expect Newcastle to finish this season? 14th-16th
Where do your team need to strengthen to achieve this? CM
Which new Premier League players are you looking forward to seeing? Only interested in Everton players
Which of your players do you predict having a big season? Miralles, Coleman
Which of your players do you expect to have a disappointing season? Osman
Which fixtures do you immediately look for? Liverpool
Which away game are you looking forward to the most/least? Most - Liverpool. Least - Liverpool
What's your most memorable game against NUFC? I always remember Shearer's debut
Newcastle have been in the papers for all the wrong reasons again, what's your take on the Kinnear debacle? Just epitomizes what everyone outside of Newcastle thinks of Newcastle
Which Newcastle players would you like to see in your side? Ben Arfa
Pardew winds up quite a few opposition managers, what's your take on him? Is he just playing games? Or is he an Average/Bad manager with a mouth? He's a complete d1ck. He is very very average
Where do you expect Newcastle to finish this season? 14th-16th
nigelcoyb
Player Valuation: £25m
Hope thats alright mate always liked geordies - knew a girl from Wallsend who had the tightest fanny ever - marvelous.
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Nice one
Azzurri
Player Valuation: £70m
Ryan Taylor? Really or?
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Really. Sound Kirkby lid. Decent togga player an all
Furey1878
Player Valuation: £70m
What's a realistic aim for your team this season? Europe and/or winning either the FA or League Cup
Where do your team need to strengthen to achieve this? A centre-mid, a first 11 winger and a decent striker
Which new Premier League players are you looking forward to seeing? Deulofeu, see if he's all he's made out to be
Which of your players do you predict having a big season? Gibson, Mirallas, Baines and Coleman
Which of your players do you expect to have a disappointing season? Maybe Distin's age will show, not sure I can see Jelavic coming good again either
Which fixtures do you immediately look for? Liverpool, Man U, Arsenal and Spurs
Which away game are you looking forward to the most/least? Arsenal, never good for us
What's your most memorable game against NUFC? The games with Shearer's volley and Baines's freekick
Newcastle have been in the papers for all the wrong reasons again, what's your take on the Kinnear debacle? I questioned the appointment of Pardew, as do I question this appointment
Which Newcastle players would you like to see in your side? Ben Arfa
Pardew winds up quite a few opposition managers, what's your take on him? Is he just playing games? Or is he an Average/Bad manager with a mouth? Think he's a bit of joker tbh, will have to see how he does this season before I write him off though
Where do you expect Newcastle to finish this season? Around 10th maybe, provided you avoid injuries unlike last season. Not to sure you guys have been a mixed bag in the past two years.
Where do your team need to strengthen to achieve this? A centre-mid, a first 11 winger and a decent striker
Which new Premier League players are you looking forward to seeing? Deulofeu, see if he's all he's made out to be
Which of your players do you predict having a big season? Gibson, Mirallas, Baines and Coleman
Which of your players do you expect to have a disappointing season? Maybe Distin's age will show, not sure I can see Jelavic coming good again either
Which fixtures do you immediately look for? Liverpool, Man U, Arsenal and Spurs
Which away game are you looking forward to the most/least? Arsenal, never good for us
What's your most memorable game against NUFC? The games with Shearer's volley and Baines's freekick
Newcastle have been in the papers for all the wrong reasons again, what's your take on the Kinnear debacle? I questioned the appointment of Pardew, as do I question this appointment
Which Newcastle players would you like to see in your side? Ben Arfa
Pardew winds up quite a few opposition managers, what's your take on him? Is he just playing games? Or is he an Average/Bad manager with a mouth? Think he's a bit of joker tbh, will have to see how he does this season before I write him off though
Where do you expect Newcastle to finish this season? Around 10th maybe, provided you avoid injuries unlike last season. Not to sure you guys have been a mixed bag in the past two years.
Azzurri
Player Valuation: £70m
I'm sure he's a sound guy but he's played 37 out of a possible 114 Premier League games for Newcastle in the last 3 seasons. Who would he replace, even on the bench?
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no, he is really cr@p
Fat Larry
Player Valuation: £950k
I saw a girl from Wallsend and that definitely wasn't her. It was like the top of an old Wellington boot and then waving a candle stick in the Albert Hall. In addition to that she smashed a champagne flute over my head whilst on a ferry.....I still miss her.
Azzurri
Player Valuation: £70m
Howling at this post for some reason.
nigelcoyb
Player Valuation: £25m
Mate that was her ... she'd just been reamed by Sylvin on his north east milk run .... they're never the same.
Fat Larry
Player Valuation: £950k
So were my mates. She wasn't even fit either. I hid her passport on the way back to get even.
Fat Larry
Player Valuation: £950k
That makes sense. I'll never be able to follow that. I'd imagine it was like a Kit Kat Chunky. Probably two. I'm more like a fudge.
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