Garth Crooks, football "expert"

[MACCA75]

Both have more success in recent years than us.

Eh?

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Eh?

Newcastle - winners intertoto 2006
West Ham, FA Cup runners up 2006, have won respective league one trophies too, obviously not withstanding their relegations.

 

[MACCA75]

Newcastle - winners intertoto 2006
West Ham, FA Cup runners up 2006, have won respective league one trophies too, obviously not withstanding their relegations.

You aren’t being serious?

 

[Eggsyblueskin]

He's a knobhead

Eloquent, succinct and damned accurate.
Although at the risk of gilding the lily may I just add 'with bolly eyes'

 

[billyblue80]

Both have more success in recent years than us.

Newcastle - winners intertoto 2006
West Ham, FA Cup runners up 2006, have won respective league one trophies too, obviously not withstanding their relegations.

What on earth are you talking about?! And have either invested as much as us?

 

[argietoffee]

Does he also have one leg?

Is he lesbian, by any chance, just to tick the last box?

 

[degsy]

at 14:55
'Everton fans have disappointed me'
Huddersfield v Everton (15:00 BST)

Garth Crooks

BBC Sport football expert on Final Score

I'm disappointed in Everton's fans. They're a special club and the fans are normally right behind the manager, but they haven't been with Sam Allardyce and that's been really disappointing. Allardyce saved them and if the chief executives have got any bottle at all, they'll give him another season.

Is there anything this man won't do to make sure Spurs win something some day?

As others have probably said;
Q) If The Spurs Manager got poached by Real...well it could happen, would Allardyce be on His, anybodys short or even long list of replacements?
A) No.

QED.

 

[Tel001]

I was going to post this, but someone beat me to it. Admittedly, I think there is some Liverpool envy going on but ffs, Allardyce's ego does not need encouraging.

He's black, you mean.

They've got other black pundits anyway, Wright and Jenas. Personally I wish they'd get Super Kev on too. It's always nice to see ex-blues.

Think they have to have at least one employee with and IQ that would make Forrest Gump look like Stephen hawking

 

[blue61]

Garth Crooks has always been, and will forever remain, a monumental cockwomble. I don't give a stuff what tripe he comes out with.

 

[Tel001]

Got it spot on !
Spoke also how blues fans like to see proper attacking football he understands the feelings of the fan base!

Like Le toaster .. loyal to the core and and truely great player that could have played at nearly any club he wanted. Says it how he sees it and is pretty clued up on things imo

 

[Cels]

I've always looked at him as the joker in the pack, the buffoon of the group, and not really one to be taken seriously.

 

[Tel001]

Garth doesn’t impress me...he comes across as unintelligent

He speaks like he's trying to sound intelligent but comes across as what he is... a brainless , arrogant, boring t#*t

 

[Tel001]

We waz 5th 2 bottom wen he arrived at the West Ham game. Unsworth was made up he arrived. He even said so.

Crooks is always on footy first so you.dont ave a clue lolz

Are you related to him? Because trying to read that actually hurt my brain

 

[mawders]

Was it Gordon Strachan who once said he had enough time to go and have a cup of tea with his nan before Garth Crooks had finished asking his question?

Let's he if he would be such a champion of Allardyce if he was Spurs's manager

 

[OneTrueLegend]

As they say “opinions are like bumhole’s, everyone’s got one!”

Garth Crooks rarely says anything noteworthy or important, one of the things to keep in mind with Sam Allardyce is, he has a lot of football chums in the media, and it seems to me as if Garth may be one of those people. it’s the same with Talksport at the moment, Sam, when not in management, is a regular on those shows so the guys are not particularly impartial, as they know him and know if he leaves Everton, he will probably be back on the air with them.