Garth Crooks, football "expert"

[goodisonopheliac]

Is he lesbian, by any chance, just to tick the last box?

He may be Spursexual.

 

[goodisonopheliac]

“Everton’s football wasn’t attractive. Their goals were the result of Huddersfield’s mistakes.”

Matt LeTissier.

It was as ugly as his face.

 

[Eggs]

...Gueye got in his team of the week.

 

[KaiserEFC]

...Gueye got in his team of the week.

Scoring a goal is basically the only prerequisite required to make his ToTW to be fair. Gueye did play well though

 

[b-rad]

Defender who scored = guaranteed spot in his team of the week. That says it all. Van Aanholt this week.

Who cares if they actually played well I guess?

 

[Khalekan]

I've always looked at him as the joker in the pack, the buffoon of the group, and not really one to be taken seriously.

Indeed.

And that oh so precise and serious way he speaks has grated with football fans for years.

 

[larrygobfiend]

I buzz off him. I've always found him unintentionally hilarious.

 

[coollino]

Big fan of his tbh.

 

[hibbo'sclass]

The Chris Eubank Sr of football pundits.

 

[Daytripper]

Always found him to be very pompous

 

[Joey66]

The thread title is wrong with the word EXPERT,

 

[Barnfred 55]

The Chris Eubank Sr of football pundits.

Excellent shout.

Has the comical factor.

 

[Nymzee]

The thread title is wrong with the word EXPERT,

Did you not see the inverted commas ol’ lad.

 

[Joey66]

Did you not see the inverted commas ol’ lad.

He's a red anyway always mentioning them at every opportunity even in this case!

 

[billyblue80]

So we have the gall to want better than Sam Allardyce, the gall!!Also when they lump us in with Leicester, West Ham and Burnley, did any of these teams spend 250m+ and that's after being comfortably 7th last year.
It's a false comparison. Yes he's steadied the ship but now the ship needs a new captain to sail forwards or we will be moored on the shore while others sail off to the continent.