Roberto Firmino has never had a good game in his career, he’s also never scored or had an assist. He’s actually a multi billionaire tech entrepreneur who pays the media and Liverpool coaching staff to tell people how good he is at football.
Footballing conspiracy theories
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Duncan’s Pigeon Loft
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The manaha
Southampton only ever play Leicester, Arsenal and Man City too. No one else.
There are wind turbines hidden in the stand opposite the kop which they switch on at analfield if libpwl aren’t winning in the 87th minute
During the 1960 FA Cup Final - Dave Whelans *injury was 'staged' just to give him something to 'not' talk about for the next 62 years.
*It was just a bruise ?
*It was just a bruise ?
GP_Monty
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They definitely play Man City at least 6 times a season, beating them exactly twice.
Jurgen Klopp takes a fortnight holiday on the Greek island of Kalymnos every summer. The combination of polite young men, sunshine, Metaxa and his wandering hands means he has to sign a waiter every season to avoid lawsuits.
The fact these waiters turn out to be half decent at togger has been sheer luck on the toothy menace's part. I can supply names, if you're interested.
The fact these waiters turn out to be half decent at togger has been sheer luck on the toothy menace's part. I can supply names, if you're interested.
No one has ever been relegated from or promoted to the Scottish Premier League, it’s been made up of the same 12 teams since it’s inception.
What kind of cloob is this?? Asking for an unemployed waiter
Southampton are actually Liverpool’s youth academy and Bournemouth are their boards money laundering operation, pumping money back into them by signing dross when needed.
Alan Whittle
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The original Trojan Horse was made from Jack Wilshire’s discarded splints.
Lionel Messi isn’t a real person. He only exists in YouTube goal compilation videos.
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