Footballing conspiracy theories

[chrismpw]

Football was invented in 1992 for Sky. The fictional back story of all the happenings before that were written by John Motson to give the game some gravitas and tradition at its launch.

Any old fella who tries to tell you this isn't true needs to be escorted back to their home for the bewildered.

 

[canuckblue]

The Crimson Crap are everyone else's second-favourite team.

 

[KaiserEFC]

Chelsea play FC Basel in every European game up until the late knock out rounds

 

[wm02]

For a five year period, Villa were legally required to have a purple-faced manager.

 

[Wat Tyler]

 

[Gwlacticos]

Paul Power was the voice behind Man-E-Faces from the He Man cartoons.
Brian Borrows was Battlecat.

 

[Zed Car]

Teams beginning with a B or W are legally not allowed stay in the premier league for more than 5 years.

 

[MikeH72]

Spurs win at Old Trafford every year but every time they do it’s apparently their first win there since the 70’s.

 

[KaiserEFC]

Spurs win at Old Trafford every year but every time they do it’s apparently their first win there since the 70’s.

Everton haven’t won at Stamford Bridge since 1994 despite beating Chelsea twice a season for the past 5 years

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Southampton consistently finish mid table despite not winning a single game all season.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Newcastle fans

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Every Newcastle fan has been to every home and away match since 1988 despite what the official attendances say

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Newcastle fans use steak bakes as soap in the shower.

 

[dano195]

It's not a conspiracy when it's a well known fact

 

[dublinbluenose]

Nathaniel Clyne played in the first ever season of association football