Footballing conspiracy theories

[KaiserEFC]

Gareth Bale scored a goal from 30 yards out in every single game he played for Spurs in 2013

 

[degsy]

Every week, Watford's XI will contain one player who didn't exist before the game and will cease to exist afterwards.

...and he will score against us

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Burnley have an unusual player recruitment policy, where first team players have to have completed a year’s ‘National Service’ as a bouncer for a local small town nightclub before being given a first team debut.

 

[degsy]

No one has ever been relegated from or promoted to the Scottish Premier League, it’s been made up of the same 2 teams since it’s inception.

Fixed that for you mert

 

[JimmyJeffers]

A spooky phenomenon happens each Christmas time in Burnley, where every Burnley Fc player, turns up at the annual fancy dress party dressed in a terrible banaman outfit. Player’s swear they were wearing a different outfit when they left the house.

 

[Zed Car]

Jean Philippe Gbamin is an elaborate piece of performance art

Jean Philippe Gbamin was the first NFT recorded in history

 

[MikeH72]

Edison Cavani was born aged 34.

 

[JLW]

Ross Barkley is a talented footballer

 

[MikeH72]

Ross Barkley is a talented footballer

This is wild. Illuminati confirmed.

 

[PhilM]

Edison Cavani was born in 1934.

Fixed.

 

[KaiserEFC]

Tó Madeira was a real footballer

 

[Nymzee]

 

[CrabbyPaddy]

Arsenal only play on Monday nights

 

[CrabbyPaddy]

Raheem Sterling will win PFA young player of the year for the 14th consecutive time next season

 

[mumwasablue]

Bill Kenwright has the rights to Betty's Hot Pots.