The Women's Euros is all part of a dastardly plot to make men do the dishes.
Footballing conspiracy theories
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Alanbileysfeathercut
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Slippy G never got tackled when he played everton in fact when he tackled an everton player,the everton player usually apologised and laughed.
Lobster Johnson
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Liverpool Football Club invented singing at the game, throw ins, the long ball, beer in pints and purple wheelie bins.
Narntwinnysivven
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Arsenal only ever have 1 away game and that’s Burnley at 12:30pm. Will still stand this season
Alanbileysfeathercut
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Celtic play in Scotland......
93.2% of football conspiracies involve Burnley FC with 60% of these related to the big furry ginger brute, Sean Dyche.
Sean Dyche uses John Smiths as aftershave
Between them, Norwich and Fulham have played in every Premier League season, but have never been in the league at the same time.
Antti niemi never got picked for Scotland.
twoblue
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Read that first as John stones… thought it is was surreally brilliant
John stones looks like he’d smell nice. Probably too floral for Sean though. He washes his face in roadside puddles.
Sean dyche doesn't wash. He just assimilates all of the world's smells into his natural musk. There's so much going on that us mere mortals can't smell anything, so he doesn't smell of anything to us.
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