Footballing conspiracy theories

[BluePaul86]

Erling Halaand still plays for Dortmund. The Haaland City have bought is his dad dressed up just to get revenge on Roy Keane.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Lee Boywer—> Kevin Nolan—>Mark Noble—>????

 

[Stevie Nicks Bootleg]

Every game Gareth Barry played for Everton, he was awarded man of the match by Graeme Sharp.

 

[Ollie d]

The Everton squad has a season by season bet that no corner will ever clear the first man

 

[Jebus_lives]

90% of right backs are actually left footed.

 

[zukai12_]

Nobody on the planet has ever seen Wolves play Palace

Despite thier infamous reputation , nobody knows any Millwall fans

 

[YoboCopter]

RS have never had a decison go against them since before jesus was born

 

[MikeH72]

Brighton are still a newly promoted team and will continue to be for the rest of their time in the Premier League.

 

[KaiserEFC]

The home end at a Bournemouth game is full of exactly the same people as the home end at a Brighton game

 

[Nymzee]

Norwich neither get promoted nor relegated. They play in both leagues simultaneously.

 

[Jimishorts]

Rory Delap once took a throw-in at Stoke that landed in Sheffield.

 

[Wizard]

Everton’s men are better than England’s Women

 

[m hart89 efc]

Virgil van dijk has never lost a header, a tackle, or been dribbled past and has never conceded a goal or lost a game since playing for big red.

 

[the golden visionary]

Kanu's date of birth on his passport was accurate

 

[the golden visionary]

Younes Kaboul was Harry Redknapp’s agent.

Youes Kabouls eyebrows were Jamie Redknapp's advisors