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Too busy sorting my life out here mate.
But seriously, your trying to goad me with some BB style posting, quite frankly I'm appalled at the attempts.
Surely think of something original.
Now back to the story.
In all seriousness, you are missed on here. I do hope you get things sorted and come back posting more often.
Ye mate, did the sex change work..?
In all seriousness, you are missed on here. I do hope you get things sorted and come back posting more often.
OR, if you really want to show them who's boss...........
[video=youtube;uxkr4wS7XqY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxkr4wS7XqY[/video]
Ghost says he can breed his if you want mate.
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Ghost says he can breed his if you want mate.
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Do you remember a while back when i told you lot about catching two belters in my shed......?/
Well...........
Was fast asleep last night about 3.00am, and the missus woke me up and said.
"P**** there's some one trying to break in the house"
I though she was just hearing things and told her to go back to sleep. But she said.
"Shhhhhhhh listen".
So i did, and i could hear somthing at the front door. I lept you and looked out the front window. And low and behold. Some dirty horrible twat, was trying to break in the front door. So i sneaked down stairs and got the biggest knife i could find in the kitchen ( about 14" and fukkin sharp). As i got back to the window he must have got spooked and started to walk away. I quickly opened the door and ran out in my boxes and flip flops. As soon as he saw me and the knife his face fukkin dropped. He [Poor language removed] himself. Iv never seen someone run so fast.
And thank god, coz if id have caught him. i would have plugged the little [Poor language removed].
This is twice now. think there taking the piss a bit. I live in a decent area of Liverpool and wish the little [Poor language removed] would keep to the rats nest they live in.
there's more to the story but i wont bore you with it all.
Unreal hey..?
[Poor language removed] one that mate, it's cool that your wife calls you Prick tho.
Lad , are they TARGETTING you ???
Are they RS ???
Told you that you shouldnt live in Posh Areas . If you never leave the rats nest , fukas think youve got nothing !!!
Glad yous are O.K. though , mate .
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