Do you remember a while back when i told you lot about catching two belters in my shed......?/
Well...........
Was fast asleep last night about 3.00am, and the missus woke me up and said.
"P**** there's some one trying to break in the house"
I though she was just hearing things and told her to go back to sleep. But she said.
"Shhhhhhhh listen".
So i did, and i could hear somthing at the front door. I lept you and looked out the front window. And low and behold. Some dirty horrible twat, was trying to break in the front door. So i sneaked down stairs and got the biggest knife i could find in the kitchen ( about 14" and fukkin sharp). As i got back to the window he must have got spooked and started to walk away. I quickly opened the door and ran out in my boxes and flip flops. As soon as he saw me and the knife his face fukkin dropped. He [Poor language removed] himself. Iv never seen someone run so fast.
And thank god, coz if id have caught him. i would have plugged the little [Poor language removed].
This is twice now. think there taking the piss a bit. I live in a decent area of Liverpool and wish the little [Poor language removed] would keep to the rats nest they live in.
there's more to the story but i wont bore you with it all.
Unreal hey..?
