Everton: Your One Wish

[LEONARD]

Excited anticipation.

 

[billyblue80]

The players to give a rat's arse

 

[gonetomorrow]

I'd like to enjoy watching Everton for once.

It's such torture these days trying to mentally encourage these hapless players to do something impressive.

When the highlight of the match is Holgate pushing Firmino into the stand, things have got to a bad place.

 

[Armchair Dave]

Dunno, it would probably end up like Wishmaster and my wish would perversely make us even crapper whilst the RS won the treble or something.

 

[sheedys left foot]

Amnesia

 

[Gerbs]

remove the motto from our crest until the club attempts to live up to it

 

[COYBL25]

Rewind the clock and appoint someone else ( insert name ) as manager instead of Koeman.

 

[OneTrueLegend]

I made my wish, years ago, for Liverpool to never win the league again, it’s going OK so far lol

Just kiddin’

I really wish we had a genuine Billionaire who wanted to pump mountains of cash into the club

 

[Gladystweet]

I made my wish, years ago, for Liverpool to never win the league again, it’s going OK so far lol

Just kiddin’

I really wish we had a genuine Billionaire who wanted to pump mountains of cash into the club

Wouldn't it be boss to be rich. Like proper rich, like city rich?
Ah well....

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Wouldn't it be boss to be rich. Like proper rich, like city rich?
Ah well....

Usanmov (I know!) is now 5th richest in the UK after a 4.2b profit last year on top of his already 11b status in 2017

 

[chrismpw]

That all those years ago, we'd paid the unjustified hike in rent.

 

[Gladystweet]

Usanmov (I know!) is now 5th richest in the UK after a 4.2b profit last year on top of his already 11b status in 2017

He'd do like...

 

[dannyboy]

My one wish would be that I'd never started supporting/caring about this club. I can't stand it anymore. Being born in 1990 I've had nothing to go off. A few decent days here and there but they were quickly followed up by misery.

We consistently lose to our rivals, we never win any trophies, we have a fat mess of a manager, a squad full of garbage players that it's impossible to like and an owner who doesn't have a single clue what he's doing. Everton genuinely makes me miserable.

 

[ART]

that we play like that lot across the park, just thrashing City now.

 

[Tennessee Blue Mike]

If we have to fall that we fall no further than 17th. Then reset for next year. Clear out all the underperformers of this season.