Everton: Your One Wish

[CrustySack]

One wish? Anything?

It would be to have Howard Kendall and his 85 team come back and take over pulling the blue shirt on week in week out instead of the frauds we currently have playing for us.

If not that then I'd have us get rid of Walsh and get in a manager like Fonseca who can bring ambition.

 

[Milkman]

Relocate the ground to Dunfermline save me all the travelling

I was going to say that too, but to save me from going to watch us play.

 

[irishtony1878]

Look like we are a football team and compete on the pitch equally instead of looking like MK Dons v Barcelona.
We don't even have to win every game, just excite me once in a while.
I was watching the game yesterday and realised that I haven't enjoyed watching us since Man City last season, that can't be right.

 

[longers]

for our football to offend Pep so badly that he quits City and manages us instead

 

[GrumpyBlue]

for our football to offend Pep so badly that he quits City and manages us instead

Wouldn't want him and his drug cheating ways anywhere near us.

 

[Igrok]

Back to 1985..

 

[longers]

Wouldn't want him and his drug cheating ways anywhere near us.

much better to have someone who has actually been proven guilty of taking bungs than a guy who hasn't been proven guilty of drug cheating, right ?

we already have the sideman of a highly dubious oligarch running the club as well as an ex convict who had a thing for GBH as one of long standing coaches.

Im sure we've got room for a drug cheat as well.

 

[BiggyRat]

One wish? From a Genie?...Get the Genie to play for us!

 

[Kever10]

A genuine, world class, goal scoring striker, coming through the youth ranks. A local lad who's an Evertonian and wants to play for us, not [Poor language removed] us off for more money, etc. It would help if he wasn't a moron as well.

I mean where would Tottenham be without Kane? They might be decent, but nowhere near the same level.

Can't be too much to ask surely?

 

[GrumpyBlue]

much better to have someone who has actually been proven guilty of taking bungs than a guy who hasn't been proven guilty of drug cheating, right ?

Football was built on bungs. Sam got stupid. If we were to hate all who partook in having a brown envelope shoved in their pocket down the years then a lot of idolised blues would join the list. Some of the very best.

 

[ADT]

I wish Everton weren’t crap

 

[chrissyjack]

A shot on goal?

Bloody hell . Even the genie from Aladdin couldn't make that wish come true lol

 

[Bluebonic]

I’d like it if my 85 year old father, who has watched Everton all his life, home and away, started enjoying coming to the ground with me. This club that has been his whole life, his only hobby, bring him absolutely no joy anymore! He said to me last week, this is the only Everton side I can remember that I don’t have a hero in! Terribly sad that!

 

[LocalNative]

Kenwright, Walsh and Sam out.

Get rid of that little posse of failures then maybe we move forwards.

 

[Boba Fret]

A genuine, world class, goal scoring striker, coming through the youth ranks. A local lad who's an Evertonian and wants to play for us, not [Poor language removed] us off for more money, etc. It would help if he wasn't a moron as well.

I mean where would Tottenham be without Kane? They might be decent, but nowhere near the same level.

Can't be too much to ask surely?

But Tottenham have the players to support Kane , we can have the best striker to ever play the game. He would still be average as a result of the dross around him.