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Osman, Osman, Osman, Osman... tut, tut, tut, tut

The reason why I repeat your name 4 time is that the 3 other Osman's after the first would have been filled in with you ****ing b******.

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Osman was the name of the Ottoman Emperor, so why can't Osman preform like Osman I Gazi?
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If Osman is Turkish why can't he play like Turan?
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because they are both midfielders so I don't see why not...

Howard
is Hungarian
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Maybe Howard remembered the Ottoman-Hungarian wars and thought Osman ****ed us over so I will **** him over and pass it to him so he has to pass it back then I will get sent off and lose the game.

Another theory is that Howard used to look Muslim but then he shaved so he doesn't
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Osman being Turkish may have been offended as it is blasphemy to disown the Islamic faith. So the only way in that situation to punish Howard for his blasphemous act was too make him get sent off?
 
Osman, Osman, Osman, Osman... tut, tut, tut, tut

The reason why I repeat your name 4 time is that the 3 other Osman's after the first would have been filled in with you ****ing b******.

Osman_Gazi.jpg

Osman was the name of the Ottoman Emperor, so why can't Osman preform like Osman I Gazi?
1f5e23a9ae9c846fcfdd6ba828473edd.png

If Osman is Turkish why can't he play like Turan?
8333fe8a74a10679f609df48d82df9c7.png

because they are both midfielders so I don't see why not...

Howard
is Hungarian
0107fa6e63eb946d7980cf0ebdd9b327.png

Maybe Howard remembered the Ottoman-Hungarian wars and thought Osman ****ed us over so I will **** him over and pass it to him so he has to pass it back then I will get sent off and lose the game.

Another theory is that Howard used to look Muslim but then he shaved so he doesn't
c261c00f478635491ee839f5afec0d01.png
Osman being Turkish may have been offended as it is blasphemy to disown the Islamic faith. So the only way in that situation to punish Howard for his blasphemous act was too make him get sent off?


Hahahahahaha! One of my all time fav posts! (y)
 
Poyet saying we're the best team they've played even with ten men, spot on really. We were great in that second half.

Can't win every game you play, on to the next one, still only 5 points off the top.
 
I feel sorry for any Sunderland fan who thinks they deserve that win today. I have never seen such a lack of imagination from a football team at Goodison, not even when we've had Heitinga at CM.

Delighted the team were applauded off, they deserved that response for their fantastic attitude. Its unfortunate we couldn't score at least one but I am by no means in a state of panic over today.

EDIT: Well done, Poyet. Nice to see some honesty. He knows how lucky they've got today.
 
What happened mate?
In short, Stoke battered Newcastle in the first half an hour and went 1 up. Whelen then gets sent off after two soft yellows, Mark Hughes goes nuts and gets sent to the stands himself. Three minutes later, Wilson gets a straight red for a foul on Remy when he was last man but Sorensen saved the resulting pen.

Newcastle ended up winning 5-1 anyway. Stoke played with 9 men for the entire second half.
 
Osman, Osman, Osman, Osman... tut, tut, tut, tut

The reason why I repeat your name 4 time is that the 3 other Osman's after the first would have been filled in with you ****ing b******.

Osman_Gazi.jpg

Osman was the name of the Ottoman Emperor, so why can't Osman preform like Osman I Gazi?
1f5e23a9ae9c846fcfdd6ba828473edd.png

If Osman is Turkish why can't he play like Turan?
8333fe8a74a10679f609df48d82df9c7.png

because they are both midfielders so I don't see why not...

Howard
is Hungarian
0107fa6e63eb946d7980cf0ebdd9b327.png

Maybe Howard remembered the Ottoman-Hungarian wars and thought Osman ****ed us over so I will **** him over and pass it to him so he has to pass it back then I will get sent off and lose the game.

Another theory is that Howard used to look Muslim but then he shaved so he doesn't
c261c00f478635491ee839f5afec0d01.png
Osman being Turkish may have been offended as it is blasphemy to disown the Islamic faith. So the only way in that situation to punish Howard for his blasphemous act was too make him get sent off?

Brilliant....comic relief very much required
 
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