Match Thread Everton v Stoke City . Saturday 12/08/2017. 15.00

[sageyefc]

Kinda reminds me going into this season of the season we had the straq up front and a million defensive players behind him, possibly one of the most boring 6 months of football I've ever seen until we brought back Piennaar and Donovan

 

[Bungle]

Relegated by November.

Bookmark it.

 

[formerly manx toffee]

DCL to score

 

[DualityNSNO]

The BBC Sport page says we have no subs... Surely there's a mistake there?

Nope.

3 at the back, a striker at right wing back and no subs. Koeman laughing at the board the whole time, basically pointing at Bill and rolling on the floor, laughing his fat ginger head off while eating chips with mayo.

The new Everton, ladies and gents.

 

[cromofo]

20 to kickoff, stop wetting and save it.

 

[MikeBlue]

Young striker out wide again.

If only there was a time period of around 2 months where we could bring an actual wide player in to play that position for a few quid?

If only we had some wide players already at the club who could play that role?

Shame really

It's laughable.

 

[Gladystweet]

I've gone 3-0 ffs . You can use my solicitor. Little Japanese fella called Ohkay Sosumi

That's very thoughtful.

 

[formerly manx toffee]

Should we wait until we kick off before fuming ?

 

[DualityNSNO]

20 to kickoff, stop wetting and save it.

Too late mate, I've wet the bed so bad it's basically unusable and I've started pissing on just about everything we own here.

If we concede within the first 15 min I'm pissing on the laptop too.

 

[DualityNSNO]

Should we wait until we kick off before fuming ?

Always fume, never not fume.

Dem's da roolz.

 

[Librarian]

yesh but ok thish

Cahill lone striker

1 at the back

And no goalie.

Balls

 

[Bungle]

Striker at Wingback, 2 DM's at home versus a third world football club and a granny shagging has been up top. What a revolution.

Come on Everton!

 

[Osamabindiesel]

Should we wait until we kick off before fuming ?

It's not the Everton way

 

[Jamiednm]

I'm very uninspired by the line up, but all will be forgiven if we're actually amazing and burn these 5-0.

 

[MikeBlue]

Look we will probably be ok today at home vs Stoke but we need better before City.