Match Thread Everton v Stoke City . Saturday 12/08/2017. 15.00

[aazak]

Its an only infographic which may be wrong by mistake or on purpose - we won't be disqualified if DCL goes to center forward from the start or at any time

 

[desblue]

Last season h e made changes early in games he got it wrong so let's see what he is like may have a Victor Moses scenario if he can stay on his feet otherwise 2 pens for stoke

 

[ToffeeTim]

I've declared this a loss in my head

 

[meatyard]

Tactical master class. Just you wait!

 

[Gladystweet]

My ghast has never been so flabbered.



Etc etc.

 

[Librarian]

Koeman's been on the shrooms

the Dutch...

 

[meatyard]

My god this is mental tho

 

[degsy]

just back in, what am I furious about?

Koeman / RB mate take your pick

 

[ProZ]

DCL gives a mean BJ

 

[kenada_blue]

This is what happens when your coach is determined to field Rooney I suppose. He will find a way

Rooney would do a better full back job than DCL

 

[Albro]

Did I just see DCL as the right wing back?!?!?!?!

 

[Osamabindiesel]

Rooney would do a better full back job than DCL

As much as I'd prefer DCL in the middle as opposed to wide, no. DCL actually has some pace. Wingers would have a field day with Rooney

 

[Argentina Racing]

We are playing Stoke at home!!!

I would prefered something like this:


Pickford

Holgate Williams Keane Baines

Davies Gana Morgan

Klassen

Rooney Sandro

 

[Gladystweet]

just back in, what am I furious about?

Cahill lone striker

1 at the back

And no goalie.

 

[Bungle]

We'll get bummed by a terrible Stoke side and with a bit of luck Koeman will do us all a favour and walk.

A nothing manager living off previous glory as a player.