Match Thread Everton v Stoke City . Saturday 12/08/2017. 15.00

[Gladystweet]

Watford above us now. Damn it.

 

[Petit]

Keane, Jags, Williams, Schneiderlin and Gana at the pitch at the same time. Jeez fella, taking no chances here. Me thinks 0 - 0.

 

[Albro]

DCL RWB OMG?

Heart attacks all round....
Would have thought Martina or Davies.

 

[RAFUH]

I could do a better job than Koeman!! What are you thinking ginger man?!? You are literally like the worst ever.

At this time we ask you refrain from any association between our people and Mr. Koeman. We reserve the right to reassess our association if this formation is boss.

Thank you
The Gingers

 

[DualityNSNO]

Watford above us now. Damn it.

Season. OVER.

 

[billy]

1-0. Rooney goal

 

[Zezti]

So much vaulting to be done after we spank Stoke 3-0.

 

[Osamabindiesel]

Make Lee Dixon color commentator again

 

[Gladystweet]

Season. OVER.

I've ripped me season ticket up mate. I suggest everyone does likewise.

 

[sageyefc]

Potential to be one dour season this

 

[Jeff Jones]

Be goalless today. Goals galore everywhere else and we get a snoozefest.

No chance.

 

[Osamabindiesel]

If you are listening to NBC right now, they are highlighting exactly why we need Sigurdsson. LIVERPOOL SUCK AT DEFENDING THE SET PIECES

 

[Duncan Disordely]

I have been saying all summer this and no one agreed that this was our weakest position.

Thought you were banned again Adversus?

 

[Milkman]

More annoyed about Jagielka starting to be honest. His passing makes my children cry.

 

[eurosrees]

Potential to be one dour season this

Probably the most "meh" I've ever felt going into a season.