Match Thread Everton v Stoke City . Saturday 12/08/2017. 15.00

[peteblue]

Lads pretty clear our strategy is to ping balls at our right back so he can hold up play and bring the other defenders into the attack. Koeman is a frustrated defender who wanted to be a striker.

He did have a pretty good goal scoring record mind.......

 

[Jamiednm]

What's our record for number of draws in a season? I think we're about to break that record.

 

[aazak]

Always fume, never not fume.

Dem's da roolz.

Nil Satis Fumi Optimus

 

[desblue]

Too late mate, I've wet the bed so bad it's basically unusable and I've started pissing on just about everything we own here.

If we concede within the first 15 min I'm pissing on the laptop too.

Thank Christ ye not at the match

 

[johnnydawg68]

How long before Keane moves to striker?? We're flipping the script on these yo.

 

[peteblue]

Rooney and Sandro will score 0.5 goals between them today, and we will win 1-0

I'm thinking more like 0.4 and 0.6........

 

[Drunken Hooligan]

LET US EVERTON!

 

[TheBigIguana]

My preference is for both Rooney and Sandro to score so we can still see the we need a striker shouts this week

 

[mawders]

DCL is Koeman's Tom Cleverley

 

[Nymzee]

Isn't it 3-4-1-2 not a back 5? Baines and DCL playing wingers.

 

[peteblue]

Too late mate, I've wet the bed so bad it's basically unusable and I've started pissing on just about everything we own here.

If we concede within the first 15 min I'm pissing on the laptop too.

Hahaha......

 

[McBain]

In the lack of a match thread, apparently our league campaign kicks off tomorrow, but seems to have been forgotten due to a spate of floods caused by excessive seasonal bedwetting. I'll be there cheering on the players we actually have. COYB!

PS 3-1

Worst Match Thread OP Ever

 

[TheBigIguana]

Isn't it 3-4-1-2 not a back 5? Baines and DCL playing wingers.

Yes that's it but in that system the right sided mid is the defender in the event we get pinned back

 

[ProZ]

5 new signings starting, a striker at rb, 3 square ball specialists in MF with a clapped out Rooney in front of them.

 

[DualityNSNO]

Thank Christ ye not at the match

My piss power is reaching critical mass so if we aren't 5:0 up by half time I'm flooding Goodison mate.

Sorry.